Underworld Evolution: Uncut!!!

It's been a long time since the last time i posted anything new (wala kasi ko maisip na i blog eh). But as the fates would have it... now i do!!

A couple of weeks ago, I watched Underworld Evolution (the sequel to the 2000-somthing movie starring Kate Beckinsale as the warewolf slaying vampire Selene). The movie was "so so" (in my opinion masmaganda pa ung 1st movie), but what really caught my attention was the sex scene between Kate Beckinsale and the jack ass-christian bale-wannabee scott speedman.

Cancel that.

What really caught my attention was the ABSENCE of the sex scene between Kate Beckinsale and the jack ass-christian bale-wannabee scott speedman. For those of you who watched the movie, you know what i'm talking about. For those who didn't, its like this...

Michael Corvin (speedman) plays the gentleman by trying to take care of the injured Selene (Beckinsale)... Selene, suffering from a fit of "i'm a woman-save me-you-big boy" complex decides the fool's gonna get some. They start making out, Speedman starts taking of the oh so hot leather that the vampire heroine is wearing... then NOTHING!!! The next few scenes were cut. And the ones who performed the sacriligious act didn't even do a good job! Sobra halata ampota!!!

Suffice to say, i was uber disappointed! For the next couple of weeks, i found out i wasn't alone in feeling this way... Countless heterosexual male acquaintances of mine were as disappointed as i am.

That disappointment ends now!!!

I have come across the deleted scene that those pigs dare take out of the movie!!! Mwahahahaha!!!

Here's what we missed



If you wanna see the whole thing, eto ung link

http://www.iwatchstuff.com/archives/2006/01/
kate_beckinsales_sex_scene_fro.html#
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In the end... disappointing parin ung scene (parang ung scene ni Stallone and sharon stone sa the Specialist, stupid artsy shit), but at least na satisfy na ung... curiosity ko. XD And seeing Kate Beckinsale get in on was well worth it... kahit kasama nya ung stupid bastard (scott speedman).

The Year in Review (Gaya gaya ako eh XD)

I saw a couple of blogs with posts about year 2005; about how it totally sucked ass or about how it totally rocked… So I thought; “Gawa din ako ng the Year in Review para cool din ako!” Hahaha. So here I go.

Since student pa ko, I think of a year as divided into school semesters. So, year 2005 for me is divided into three (Half of the 2nd semester of my 5th year, the whole of my 1st semester of my 6th year and half of the 2nd semester of my 6th year). Since I was for the most part wasted every other day of the week during my second semester of my 5th year, I don’t actually remember that much about it. Haha. Not much to review there :D

The second and third part of my 2005 was mostly spent uh… doing nothing (That’s what happens if your 6th year is made up of a total of 15 units. So as not to bore you with a long winding narrative of what I did and how I felt doing absolutely zilch, I’ll tell you about it… with a song (post).

The curtain raises, then the artificial fog clears revealing me with my handy dandy magic sing…

Rainy Days and Mondays (and any other day of the week for that matter)

Talking to myself and feeling old (really old)
Sometimes I’d like to quit (huhuhu yes I do)
Nothing ever seems to fit
Bummin’ around, nothing to do but frown
Rainy days and Mondays (and any other day of the week for that matter) always get me down

What I’ve got they used to call the blues (Ateneo blue)
Nothing is really wrong (akala nyo lang wala! Pero meron! MERON!!!)
Feeling like I don’t belong (being in 6th year ‘n all)
Bummin’ around some kind of lonely clown
Rainy days and Mondays (and any other day of the week for that matter) always get me down

Funny but it seems I always wind up here with you (Damn u ateneo! Damn yooouu!!!)
Did you know the Ateneo screwed me!?
Funny but it seems that it’s the only thing to do
To run and find the one who screwed me!!!

what I feel has come and gone before (I am not the first sixth year ECE student in AdMU ha!)
No need to talk it out
We know what it’s all about
Bummin’ around, nothing to do but frown
Rainy days and Mondays (and any other day of the week for that matter) always get me down

Thank you! Mabuhay! Mahal ko Kayo!!! Yakkity Schmackity and all that shit…