Ask yourself this;
"What makes a guy, who hasn't touched his blog for about 3 months, post an entry on Christmas Day?"
I'll tell you what: His Name
A name is more than just letters stringed together, a name is an aspect of one's existence. In a way a name defines who a person is. A name makes a person an individual, it differentiates him or her from the rest oh humanity...
For about 20+ years, i have been confident in the knowledge that i am the only michael domondon that exists on this planet. My identity as a person was secure. I was special. i was unique...
Well apperently, i've been living a f**kn lie.
Just a couple of minutes ago, i tried searching for my name in google just for kicks, when i saw it. Someone else is using the divine, awesome, not to mention totally cool name that is michael domondon!!!!
Oh the outrage! Oh the humanity!
Of course i was curious about the dude, so i checked out his blog; If you wanna take a peek, be my guest.
http://gattacaboy.blogspot.com
But why you'd rather go over there instead of reading the awesomeness of my literary stylings i have no idea.
After a brisk assesment of his blog, i can say without a shadow of doubt, that i am absatively superior to that pirate, that bootlegger that... that name grabber, in every aspect. He should stop using that name at once.
Hey person-that-is-using-my-name, change your name to something else! You look more like a George, or a Borgy anyways.
The name Michael Domondon is already taken
Give me back my name damn you!!!
