Conversation with "The One"

Neo: The Matrix is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work... when you go to church... when you pay your taxes. It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you from the truth.

Mike: Erm... Okie

Neo: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

Mike: I don't want no pills! What do you think I am?! Drugs?!

Neo: Then what do you want?

Mike: Eagle Eggs. Eagle Powers kick ass man!

Neo: I'm trying to free your mind, Mike. But I can only show you the door. You're the one that has to walk through it.

Mike: Yeah. Well, that sounds like a pretty good deal. But I think I may have a better one. How about, I give you the finger.

Neo: The Eagle Eggs are a lie! A lie! They give you no eagle powers! They give you no nutrients!

Mike: Whatever... eagle eggs are the bomb pare!

Neo: I know kung-fu.

Mike: No use threatening me man. I watched the movie. You do NOT know kung fu.

Neo: (using his cell phone) Mr. Wizard. Get me the hell out of here.

Mike: One thing before you go...

Neo: Yes?

Mike: The Lake House was crap.

Ready Steady Bowl!

Hello true believers! I went bowling about a week ago. This post is about bowling. Enjoy!

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Transcending history and the world… is a tale of brave bowlers eternally told…

Each of them a legend in their own right, each of them gifted by the bowling gods with a distinct bowling style, all, but one of them, really suck at bowling . Behold the BOWLERS of DESTINY!!!

Fred “the Philosopher” Tay
Aliases: The swallow, the Zen Master
School: Discipline Of the Timid Attack (DOTA)

“Fierce rock roll down path and crash at mountain, but mountain not move. Flowing water, sure and true, tumble mountain down eventually”
-old Chinese dude

Pag si tay tumira, everything is in slow motion, he holds the ball for a few seconds, taking his sweet time, then he calmly walks down the lane (step by agonizing slow step) and ever so gently lays the bowling ball into the ground. The bowling ball then rolls down at a snails pace and gently pushes the pins with the least amount of force possible. Kng nakakita ka ng nag ta tai-chi, ganun ka bagal ung movements ni Tay.

Mike “Lucky Spare” Domondon
Aliases: The Avatar of Excellence, The Definer of Coolness
School: Electronics and Communications of Bowling (6 Years)

“I’m ready! I’m Ready! I’m Ready –Eddy Yeddy!”

According to Tay and Kabo, puro chamba lng daw ung mga spare ko. Hahaha!!! I have to admit na tama sila. The times when I actually knocked the pins down are the times when I wasn’t actually thinking about knocking down any pins. When I concentrate on making the ball go straight, the blasted thing goes left or right (Stupid ball). But, when I think about other stuff, the chances of the ball going straight are higher. Case and point; I distinctly remember singing “Who lives in a pineapple under sea? Sponge Bob Square Pants!” in my head in one of my turns were I actually hit a strike. Pero kahit na puro chamba lng ako, 2nd higest namn ako! Ha! “Who ever said nobody remembers 2nd place?” I do Dammit!!!

Ryan “Gutter Ball” Chan
Aliases: Bowlzilla (Rawr!)
School: Nacho Libre School of Bowling

“The Eagle eggs were a lie! A lie!!! They give me no bowling powers! They give me no Nutrients!”

Kabo has two moves:
Ryan CRUSH!!! (D, DF, F +Punch Button)
-A powerful attack where kabo flails the bowling ball down the lane with all his might. Hit % of 25 percent. 75% Gutter Ball

Ryan SMASH!!! (D, DB, B + Punch Button)
-A more powerful attack than Ryan CRUSH!!! Follow up move to Ryan CRUSH!!! done in the next turn.
Hit % of 10 percent. 90% Gutter ball

*Both moves are done with a primal scream (Guh-Rahhhhhh!!!!)
**Ryan CRUSH!!! and Ryan SMASH!!! are the intellectual properties of Mark Frederick Tay


Tops “Bowling Master Boy” Yap
Aliases: Tops The Heavenly Ball, Yap Taicho (Captain)
School: self taught

“You must defeat Paeng Nepomuceno to stand a chance”

In actuality, si Tops lang naman talaga ang marunong mag bowling sa amin e. Sha lng ang may mad bowling skilz. Hustler ampota! Addict sa bowling! Almost every turn, strike or spare (Tops Zone!)! Tapos hindi pa sha satisfied sa score nya, kahit na tambak kami sobra! Yabang! Sipa nalng tayo! Or Patintero! Bring it!!!