Ready Steady Bowl!

Hello true believers! I went bowling about a week ago. This post is about bowling. Enjoy!

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Transcending history and the world… is a tale of brave bowlers eternally told…

Each of them a legend in their own right, each of them gifted by the bowling gods with a distinct bowling style, all, but one of them, really suck at bowling . Behold the BOWLERS of DESTINY!!!

Fred “the Philosopher” Tay
Aliases: The swallow, the Zen Master
School: Discipline Of the Timid Attack (DOTA)

“Fierce rock roll down path and crash at mountain, but mountain not move. Flowing water, sure and true, tumble mountain down eventually”
-old Chinese dude

Pag si tay tumira, everything is in slow motion, he holds the ball for a few seconds, taking his sweet time, then he calmly walks down the lane (step by agonizing slow step) and ever so gently lays the bowling ball into the ground. The bowling ball then rolls down at a snails pace and gently pushes the pins with the least amount of force possible. Kng nakakita ka ng nag ta tai-chi, ganun ka bagal ung movements ni Tay.

Mike “Lucky Spare” Domondon
Aliases: The Avatar of Excellence, The Definer of Coolness
School: Electronics and Communications of Bowling (6 Years)

“I’m ready! I’m Ready! I’m Ready –Eddy Yeddy!”

According to Tay and Kabo, puro chamba lng daw ung mga spare ko. Hahaha!!! I have to admit na tama sila. The times when I actually knocked the pins down are the times when I wasn’t actually thinking about knocking down any pins. When I concentrate on making the ball go straight, the blasted thing goes left or right (Stupid ball). But, when I think about other stuff, the chances of the ball going straight are higher. Case and point; I distinctly remember singing “Who lives in a pineapple under sea? Sponge Bob Square Pants!” in my head in one of my turns were I actually hit a strike. Pero kahit na puro chamba lng ako, 2nd higest namn ako! Ha! “Who ever said nobody remembers 2nd place?” I do Dammit!!!

Ryan “Gutter Ball” Chan
Aliases: Bowlzilla (Rawr!)
School: Nacho Libre School of Bowling

“The Eagle eggs were a lie! A lie!!! They give me no bowling powers! They give me no Nutrients!”

Kabo has two moves:
Ryan CRUSH!!! (D, DF, F +Punch Button)
-A powerful attack where kabo flails the bowling ball down the lane with all his might. Hit % of 25 percent. 75% Gutter Ball

Ryan SMASH!!! (D, DB, B + Punch Button)
-A more powerful attack than Ryan CRUSH!!! Follow up move to Ryan CRUSH!!! done in the next turn.
Hit % of 10 percent. 90% Gutter ball

*Both moves are done with a primal scream (Guh-Rahhhhhh!!!!)
**Ryan CRUSH!!! and Ryan SMASH!!! are the intellectual properties of Mark Frederick Tay


Tops “Bowling Master Boy” Yap
Aliases: Tops The Heavenly Ball, Yap Taicho (Captain)
School: self taught

“You must defeat Paeng Nepomuceno to stand a chance”

In actuality, si Tops lang naman talaga ang marunong mag bowling sa amin e. Sha lng ang may mad bowling skilz. Hustler ampota! Addict sa bowling! Almost every turn, strike or spare (Tops Zone!)! Tapos hindi pa sha satisfied sa score nya, kahit na tambak kami sobra! Yabang! Sipa nalng tayo! Or Patintero! Bring it!!!