Mike's Top 5 Japanese Babes

Hello! Here's a list of, in my opinion, the 5 Hottest Japanese Girls. Why make a list? Well, because I've got nothing better to write about since I've been living the life of a hermit in Laguna for the last two weeks (because of work) and because posting pictures of Hot Girls is number two in my list of the top three cool things to do when you're bored out of your mind. If you must know, number three is twiddling my thumbs and number one is surfing through youtube (while twiddling my thumbs, 'cuz my net is like soooooo bagal). Anywayz... enough of that! On with the List!

Number 5: Some Girl (Dunno her name, and I'm too lazy to look it up, but she's Rei from Proposal Daisakusen).
Mike's Stereotype: The Cutey

The only reason why you don't hate the living shit out her character in Proposal Daisakusen is because she's so darned cute. While watching the show, I ask myself; Why the hell is Kenzo (mr. protagonist) hopelessly in love with such a dense, inconsiderate, selfish girl?" Then she gets some camera time and smiles... The question vanishes into thin air.

She's number 5 because she has a cute smile and she can make a lot of cute silly faces (haha. parng anime).


Number 4: Horikita Maki
Mike's Stereotype: Ms. Virgin-Mary-Appeal

I didn't think Horikita Maki was "all that" before, probably because i'm not really in to the virgin mary thing. Then I saw her in Hanakimi (jdorama), then I became a fan. Maki is on the cute side of the babe coin (the other side being the "hot" side). That's why i'm a little surprised with the photo i got of the internet above, but i'm not complaining =).

Maki exudes this im-innocent-&-I-never-had-a-boyfriend-but-i'm-now-old-enough-so-i-want-one look.

Maki is number 4 because she's like your bestfriend's cute younger sister who has a crush on you, but if you do anything, said bestfriend would beat the crap out of you.


Number 3: Maria Ozawa
Mike's Stereotype: The Girl Next Door

When I first saw Maria Ozawa, I was like "Holy Sh*t, is that girl really a porn star!?" Then she takes her clothes off and starts doing some lucky japanese sunnavabitch. Damn. I remember i wrote a post about the movie "The Girl Next Door" (starring another hot babe Elisha Cuthbert) a few months back. I remember saying that the only drawback of that movie was that it wasn't believable because no American Porn star is as hot as Elisha Cuthbert. I guess that fact is not true in Japan. She can be my girl next door anytime.

Maria is number 3 because you'd be dying for her to go out with you, even though she's a hard core pornstar. Heck, you'd introduce her to your friends and family without being the least bit ashamed.... Ok, you'd probably LIE to your parents, but still....


Number 2: Kimura Kaela
Mike's Stereotype: The Rocker Chick

I first saw Kaela on Music Station (the jpop show on animax), she was wearing some teletubby looking costume (apparently she was supposed to be an alien or something) and I thought she was kinda cute. Now, if I thought she was cute wearing something like that, what more if she was out of it? I looked her up (in youtube where else) and after watching a couple of clips, I realized she was something like Madonna. Ok, wait, let me explain. No, she's not 40, and no, she doesn't kidnap babies from Africa. She constantly reinvents herself. Sometimes, she's normal (like the photo shown above), sometimes she shaves her head, sometimes she shaves just half of her head. She colors her hair purple. She wears, crazy clothes (like the alien suit and bee suit) etc.
But in all those "disguises", she still looks great!

Kaela is number 2 because she's a Rocker Chick who can still be cutey-cutey (like Rei, my number 5). She can wear silly things, look silly and act silly and still be beautiful. Since she's a rocker chick, she has that "one of the boys aura". Finally, I like her music, now if girls can soil their panties for an ugly bastard like Rico Blanco just because he has some cool songs, can't i go gaga over Kalea (even though she sings in Japanese and i have no idea what she's saying)?


Number 1: Leah Dizon
Mike's Stereotype: The Goddess


Technically, Leah shouldn't be part of this list since she's not Japanese. But since she's based in Japan and since it's MY list, I'll do whatever the hell I want!

Leah Dizon was actually a part time model based in Las Vegas. She's Half American and Half Filipno (yep). She ended up in japan because she kept a blog where she uploaded some of her pictures, and it received a LOT of hits from japanese fans. Some of them suggested she move to japan, so she did! The first time i saw her, i was instantly reminded of Final Fantasy.

Brief backstory. To those of you who don't know, Final Fantasy is a video game (RPG to be exact). Because of the advances in computer technology, I 'd like to think of the characters in the recent Final Fantasy incarnations as the new greek marble sculptures (they look like humans, if humans were perfect).


That is until i saw Leah Dizon. She looks like something out of Final Fantasy. Which is to say she looks too good to be true.

Leah Dizon is Number 1 because she's my goddess. She has the kind of look that i really fall for. She can be cute, but she can also be hot. She can even be both at the same time.

A friend of mine, opinionated guy that he is, believes that Leah Dizon is (gasp I can't say it)... Ugly. The only thing i can say to this is that any person who thinks Leah Dizon is NOT pretty is either totally nuts.... or gay. Nuts or gay. You decide man.

Right Leah?


Yes Leah, I'd like a taste of.... Uh whatever it is you're holding.



Oh God.