Fun with Mike and Friends

I’ve posted a few stories about myself on this blog. Most of them (if not all of them) are about me making a fool of myself. I don’t know why, time and again I get myself in those kinds of situations where I make myself look like a damn fool. Maybe because I enjoy telling everyone else about it afterwards haha!!! Or… maybe I just talk too much. Whatever.

In any case, this post is gonna be different. It’s not just gonna be about me. This post is my list of the 10 funniest stories (na di ko pa na post, until now that is) that me and my friends were part of. What’s different is that most of these stories are funny NOT because of me, but because of THEM. Why am I posting them? I guess its time to give credit where credit is due. I can’t be the only fount of funniness now can I? So, here it goes (the list is in chronological order by the way):

1. Oooooh! Lookie! A White Board Marker!
Cast: Mike, Joem and Mesi
-Once upon a time in High School, Joem, Mesi and I where at National Book Store (why we were there, I can’t remember), when we saw a Marker next to a White Board. Being the uber talented artists that we were, we took the marker and started doodling all over the white board. If a marker’s next to a white board, it has to be a white board marker right? Nuh-uh. One of those NBS guys spotted us and figured we were juveniles who get a kick out of writing “I was Here” on whiteboards using permanent ink. He wanted us to pay for the blasted thing. We didn’t have enough cash. Bottomline, Joem bought a bottle of alcohol, which we used to clean up our mess.

2. ES 10. First Class
Cast: Mike and the Chinese Mafia (sans Tay and Kabo)
-During my first year in college, I took Environmental Science 10 with mah peeps. During the first day of class, the teacher asked us “Why we chose ES 10 as our Nat. Sci. subject. Our classmates gave the BS answers (“I want to learn about the environment blah blah blah yackity schmackity”) When it was my turn to speak, I said:

Mike:Ma’am, nagenroll ako sa ES kasi sabi ni Stan, pag hindi daw ako nag ES ‘di na kami magkaibigan.

Darn, Charles and Yerx said the same thing. We made Stan out to be some posse’s big cheese. Haha. Apparently the teacher bought it. She probably thought that if stan could control loud mouths like us (not to mention ang lalaking mama ni darn and charles), he must be a bully.

3. ES 10 Filmviewing
Cast: Mike and Darn
-Darn and some guys cut some of their classes to watch a Joyce Jimenez movie (Big pa dati si Joyce XD). We met up during our ES class and I asked them:

Mike:O, kamusta ung movie?
Darn: Pangit! ‘di ako na-satisfy

Apparently, he wasn’t satisfied kasi wala mashado shots ng boobies ni Joyce Jimenez. It just so happened that we were going to watch a movie in class too. It was about saving the rain forest or something (kalimutan ko na ung title). One of the scenes from the movie showed some natives. These natives where the I-don’t-care-if-my-boobies-are-showing type of natives. With a voice just loud enough for EVERYONE to hear, I said:

Mike: O, yan Darn! Satisfied ka na ba!?

Everyone laughed. Si Darn namula na parang kamatis! Hehe.

4. Atras Mo! Atras Mo!
Cast: Mike and JC
-JC, Stan and I were walking along Father Masterson’s Drive coming from Katipunan (sa may gate 3). While crossing the street, this car came speeding towards us. He stopped just in time to plant one his wheels on JC’s foot. After a few seconds, the guy rolls down his window, looks JC, whose face was contorted in agony, up and down and asks:

Man: Okay ka lang
JC: (answering back in obvious frustration and agony) Atras Mo! Atras Mo!

5. Para Mama!
Cast: Mike and Lana
-I left martin’s birthday party, where I got extremely drunk, with Lana. We ended up waiting for taxis along katipunan when I saw headlights which I figured belonged to a taxi. I flagged the vehicle down while trying my best not to fall flat on my face on the side of the road when:

Lana: Mike, ba’t mo pina-para ung truck?
Mike: (incoherent mumbling).

The truck passes by. Oops. Could’ve sworn it was a cab.
Oh yeah. On my way home, I puked myself silly on the back of the cab I was riding.

6. Spirit of the Glass
Cast: Mike and Xtiane
-During one of our drinking sessions in JM’s house, he coerced us to play spirit of the glass. Since it was his house, I reluctantly agreed. If there was one word to describe spirit of the glass, it would be “Bullox”. The damn glass moves because one person or another makes it move (on purpose or not). Xtiane proved me right. We all had our eyes closed and we had our fingertips on the glass that was supposed to move. After a few moments:

Xtiane: (with her eyes closed) O, gumagalaw na ung glass!

I opened my eyes

Mike: Eh hindi mo naman hawak ung glass eh!

She was moving her hand this way and that while the glass was sitting idly on the board. XD

7. Steamed Sashimi
Cast: Mike, Tay and the rest of the gang
-After watching a movie, the gang and I decided to have dinner. We ate in this obscure Japanese place in glorietta. We all ordered the same thing, a bento meal that had rice, tempura (I think) and sashimi. Apparently, Tay doesn’t do raw fish. He calls the waitress and says:

Tay: Uh miss, pwede ba ipaluto ‘to?

The waitress was like “what the hell?!” The rest of us laughed throughout the meal. Oh yeah, they didn’t cook his sashimi. Apparently, they don’t accept requests from customers to have their sashimi steamed, fried or whatever.

8. If we hold on Together…
Cast: Mike LaC and Loza
-I went with LaC and friends to this resort in Batangas. While we were swimming in the pool, they all decided rather spontaneously to hold hands and walk to the deep and of the pool singing “If we hold on together” (the land before time theme) to show faith and trust that we wouldn’t let each other drown. LaC and Loza can’t swim. Talk about trusting in your friends right? Wrong.

Everyone: If we hold on… together. I know our dreams will never die…

We weren’t even close to the deep end when the two of them (LaC and Loza) broke formation and fought over a rubber ball like two crazed lunatics to serve as a make shift life saver.

9. Richard Reynoso
Cast: Mike and Richard
-After watching Sin City at Shangrila, Richard and I were chillin’ watching the rest of the people exit the theater when we saw none other than Ding Dong Avanzado and Jessa Zaragosa.

Richard: (in a loud mocking voice) Mike! Mike! SI RICHARD REYNOSO!! (he then starts to sing) Hindi ko kaya, ang Limutin Kita! Masdan mo, lumuluha ang aking mga mata!

Being the good friend that I am, I laugh my ass off! Dunno if they heard us, but it was damn funny!

10. Atenista ‘To!
Cast: Mike and Edson
-Edson and I were with another OJT doing MMS tests in a Mc Donald’s in SM Ayala. The OJT, Princess was an ECE student from UST, and boy was she pretty. Sha ung tipo na maganda tapos alam nya maganda sha, pero in a good way. She doesn’t come off as stuck up, mayabang or anything. She’s real nice. Anyways, naglolokohan kami sa Mc Donald’s.

Princess: Edson, libre mo naman ako ng French fries.
Edson: Wala ako pera eh.
Princess: Mike, libre mo naman ako ng French fries.
Mike: Siguro, sa UST, pag sinabi mo sa isang guy na ilibre ka ng French fries, mabilis pa sa umaga. Ililibre ka nya no?
Princess: Oo naman.
Mike: Pwes, ibahin mo kami! Atenista mga ‘to! Di porke’t maganda ka ililibre ka namin ng French fries. Iba ‘toh!!!


Oi, pero, naglolokohan lang kami nun ha. Wala seryosohan. Haha! :D

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So there! Props to my friends for making my life interesting!