Ultraelectromagneticjam

I’ve been hearing songs from this album everywhere! In school (lagi pinapatugtog sa ctc208), at home on the radio or sa mga mp3s namin (haha, shempre galing pirata para cool. Support OPM my ass!!!)… Pucha, me mga blog posts panga kong nakita na in some way connected sa album na to.

To those of you who’ve been living under a rock for the last month or so, Ultraelectromagneticjam is an album of various artist interpreting songs of the Eraserheads, a sort of tribute so to speak, a tribute to some of the greatest song writers of our generation, a tribute to a band that influenced Filipino pop culture of the mid 90s, a tribute to one of the greatest OPM bands of all time (yeah ryt! Malamang wala na pera E-heads so kelangan nila ng money making scheme!! Can you say “royalties”?!).

Anyhoo… regardless of the motives of its release, the album’s out and that’s that. Being the opinionated guy that I am, this post is about what I think of the album (like you haven’t figured that out already). Bottom line is, there were songs that I liked, songs that I didn’t like and songs that I wish were in the album but weren’t.

Stuff that I Liked
LIGAYA by Kitchie Nadal
“Ilang ahit pa ba ang aahitin? O giliw ko?” Nyahahaha! Ano kaya inaahit nya? Kitchie singing this line is hilarious (but in a good way). Astig din ung “’di namn ako manyakis tulad ng iba”. I guess there’s something about a girl singing “macho lyrics”

OVERDRIVE by Barbie Alamabis
If there’s something about a girl singing macho lyrics, there’s much more of that “something” when a PRETTY girl sings macho lyrics. Haha. Saw her perform the song sa MYX Mo concert on TV… Hay Barbie!!! Ang ganda mo! Kahit lesbo ka, ang ganda mo!!!

HWAG MO NANG ITANONG by MYMP
Even though they sometimes irritate the hell out of me (puro cover lng ginagawa nila e), I have to admit astig ung mga songs nila. Lamig kasi ng boses nung girl eh… Dun sa guy na member ng MYMP, wag mo hiwlayan yang chick na yan (kahit di mashado maganda) kasi sha meal ticket mo!!! Pag wala sha tapos ang career mo!!!

HULING EL BIMBO by Rico J. Puno
The Total Entertainer is in the House!!! Bagay na bagay ke Rico J. yung kanta! Weeeeeee!!! Matapos ko patugtugin ung Panakip Butas, sunod na Kaagad tong song na ‘to. (Seryoso ako ha. Gusto ko talaga tong cover na to)

MALING AKALA by Brownman Revival
Actually, di ko namn talaga gusto tong song na to e. But I don’t hate it; I just don’t like it either. Steady lang. Gusto ko lang sha dahil sobra asar si Tay sa Brownman Revival. Hihihi.

Eto naman ang “Songs I Didn’t Like”
PARE KO by Sponge Cola
Regardless of what other people may say about me, I really don’t like Sponge Cola… AT ALL!!! Tapos they go and do a cover of my fave Eheads song!! Shit.

MAGASIN by Paolo Santos
What business does Paolo Santos have singing Magasin!? He should stick to shit like Moonlight over Paris and Through the fire dammit!!! Paolo Santos…. Puh-lease!!!! If he had to be involved with the project, dapat nag “With a Smile” nalng sha. What next, some Diva wannabee like Sarah Geronimo sing a cover of Tuwing Umuulan at Kapiling Ka!? Wait… ginawa na pala un ni Regine Velasquez… buti nalng di kasama sa album.

Eto naman ang “Songs that I Wished were in the Album but Weren’t” segment
TINDAHAN NI ALING NENA by Parokya ni Edgar
Sobra trip ko rin tong song na to. Sobra nakakatawa, bagay na bagay sana sa Parokya ni Edgar.

JULIE TEAR JERKY by Rivermaya
Wala lang. Tingin ko lang bagay. XD

PARE KO by Barbie Almabis
Like I said, maganda ung cover nya ng Overdrive, pero sana eto nalang kinanta nya!!! Pero dapat di palitan yung lyrics! Yung “putang ina” dapat putang ina parin at ung “nabuburat na” dapat nabuburat parin. Saka syempre yung “in love ako, sa isang kolehiyala” wag din palitan!!! Ooohhh yeah!!! Magiging sobra lezzie ng dating pero sobra Hot un! Sobra Cool sana!

Yung mga ibang songs sa album, ok lang. I didn’t find anything wrong with them but nothing about them caught my attention either.

Another Day in the Life of Mike (as told by Dr. Seuss)

See this boy? His name is Mike
Mike studies in the Ateneo,
He has been studying there for 6 years
One, two, three, four, five, six years.

Yesterday, Mike went to the Ateneo to take an employment test
An employment test is a test to see if you have the chance to stop being a bum
Mike is a bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum.

A company called Canon gave the test
Canon makes printers, cameras, and other boring things
Make took an ojt exam for canon last year, they did not call him back
Mike hates canon
Hate, hate, hate, hate

Even though Mike hates canon, he still took the test
Mike does not want to be a bum when he graduates after six years
One, two, three, four, five, six years.
Bum, bum, bum, bum.

Mike took the employment test with other students who didn’t want to end up as bums
Mike was given a piece of paper and a questionnaire
The test was a multiple choice test
A multiple choice test is a test where you can guess if you don’t know the answer
Mike was happy
Happy, happy, happy, happy

Mike was not happy for long, the test was hard
Hard, hard, hard, hard
The test asked questions about things mike already forgot
Things taught to mike earlier in his six years in college
One, two, three, four, five, six years.
Mike was sad
Sad, sad, sad, sad

Mike had no choice
He had no choice because everyone was covering their papers
Mike could not copy their answers
So mike guessed
Mike answered a lot of questions with the letter “C”
C, C, C, C

After the test, mike felt depressed
He was still going to be a bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum.
Mike wanted to cry,
Cry, cry, cry, cry
But he did not because he was ashamed.
His friends might think he was gay
Being gay is when you like people with pee pees

So in the end, mike was mad at canon
Mad, mad, mad, mad
He convinced himself that he did not want to work in canon in the first place
Mike would rather be a bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum.
Mike thinks canon can shove its employment test up its ass
But shoving the employment test up canon’s ass is impossible
Because Canon is not a real person
And because shoving things up asses is a very rude thing to do

Harry Potter: The Cast that Should have Been

I watched the latest Harry Potter movie a while back (actually nung 1st day ng showing nya. Excited ako eh XD) and like the rest of my friends, I found the movie quite good. I was actually surprised that I enjoyed the movie. Lets face it, the last three movies were Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Crap, Harry Potter and the Chamber of Crap and Harry Potter and the Crap of Azkaban. I was expecting the 4th one to be Harry Potter and the Goblet of Crap. Good thing I was wrong.

Although I enjoyed the movie, I still have some beef with it, and no it’s not the fact that the main characters can’t act for shit, I accepted that horrid truth years ago. My beef is about some of their casting choices for some of the characters. For me, a good casting job for a movie based on a book is simply this; if the actor in the movie matches how I imagined the character would look like while reading the book, then the casting was great. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint and Emma Watson (tama ba?), terrible thespians they may be, but they match the characters in the book perfectly (ok, so Hermione is way prettier in the moives, I don’t mind, and I bet most of the viewers don’t mind either). The movie versions of snape, mcgonagall, draco and lucius malfoy were also great (plus these guys were WAY better actors).

But some actors in the movie didn’t quite do it for me. So its time for another casting call. Here are the characters I didn’t like in the movies and the actor/actress I think should have played him/her.

Albus Dumbledore
Lets face it. The Dumbledore in the movies is nothing like the Dumbledore in the books. He has none of the humor Dumbledore should have. The Dumbledore in the books often times acts like a senile old fool (of course he gets serious too when necessary, this change in temperament I think is what makes him cool). So I think he should be played by this guy:


The guy who played “Grandpa” in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (di ko alam pangalan nya eh).

Sirius Black
I actually thought casting Gary Oldman was great… until I saw his performance in the movie. He didn’t exude any Sirius Black qualities very well; mystery, insanity, etc. He wasn’t “dark” enough. I think Stewart Townsend will do better (Lestat from queen of the damned and Dorian Gray from LXG). The guy who plays scare crow in batman begins would be a good choice too.



Oh yeah… something should have be done about Sirius’ animagi form… the black mongrel was just a joke.

Mad Eye Moody
Moody in the movie was a damn fat ass! Jeremy Irons would have been better. ‘nuff said.



Cho Chang
Cho Chang in the Goblet of Fire movie was er… not pretty enough for me. Actually she wasn’t pretty at all. Harry Potter having a crush on her was thus hard to swallow. Like the rampant rumors before, they should have given the part to Heart Evangelista. She’s pretty enough, and since she doesn’t have much speaking lines, the fact that Heart can’t act won’t be a problem.



Fleur
Fleur in the movie was cute. But Fleur is supposed to be super mega beautiful. The guys behind the movie should have just randomly opened a Victoria’s Secret catalogue and pointed. Chances are the finger would have landed on some hot 15 year old European girl born to play the part of Fleur.

Ginny Weasly
I have no idea who should play Ginny Weasly, I just know it shouldn’t be the girl who is currently playing her (YUCK!!!). I can’t imagine her playing the Ginny in the 5th and Sixth installments of the Potter series where she gets more exposure and gets romantically linked to harry potter. They should find a replacement and fast dammit!!!

Question about "The Sandman"

For the past few weeks, I’ve been rereading the Sandman graphic novels. Reading the comic books again made me recall a lingering question that I had about the Sandman mythos.

Before my actual question, I have to bring up the topic of gods in the Sandman universe. In it, the gods exist and draw their power from the people or things that believe and worship them (they come from the dreams of these people), so when the eventuality comes that they are forgotten, they lose their power and eventually die (actually they go back to dreams and die). This description is true for the various gods of the various religions and mythologies; the aesir, the norse gods, the Egyptian deities etc… Poor almighty guys...

My question then has to do with the “Creator” introduced in the Season of Mists story arc. Obviously, this “Creator” (who lives in the Silver City or aka heaven duh!!!) is supposed to be THE God, the Christian and Moslem God, the mighty smiter of sinners, Yaweh, the Alpha and the Omega. In one of the issues (when Cain just came back from hell and was making his report to Dream), Dream said that “save for his Creator, Lucifer is probably the most powerful being in the universe…” So, Lucifer and the Creator guy are stronger even than the Endless themselves right? Here’s my question at last: Is the Creator like the rest of the gods in the Sandman mythos? Is he the most powerful being in the universe because at present he has the most number of believers (catholics, protestants, born again, muslims, ang dating daan, iglesia ni kristo, el shaddai etc...)? Or is he the most powerful being because he’s above these gods, above the Endless and above the Universe itself?

I can’t decide which is true. It is possible that he is like other gods, because in one of the issues of the sandman (kalimutan ko which one) Death says that at the end of the universe, she will take her last brother (Destiny) and “close shop”, which implies that the creator will eventually be forgotten ‘cause in the end, there is only Death . But I think the other argument also has a point. In the comics, the Creator doesn’t act like the other gods or even the Endless who have “human traits” (they are sometimes selfish, more often than not horny bastards and they often make mistakes, probably except Destiny). The Creator is depicted as the God they teach us about in elementary school; all powerful, all knowing, perfect. Finally, unlike the other gods and the Endless, the Creator does not change (change is one of the things that even the Endless undergo according to Destruction. Dream didn’t believe that the Endless change. That is ‘til the “point of view” Morpheus kicked the bucket and Daniel became Dream… then he believed).

Bottom line is I’m stumped… Lam ko na marami ako kilala na nakabasa ng Sandman… what do you guys think?

Undas-ween

This year’s undas-ween (combi ng undas and holloween… cool ryt?) was not like last year, or the year before. During this time of the year, I am usually in the province with family until the 31st, and then I make it home to spend November 1 or 2 in the cemetery with my mom’s side of the family. This year, I wasn’t in the province. Everybody else went but I stayed home kc wala mag tataong bahay…So, I spent the 31st alone at home. Sad…

So what did I do the whole day? Luckily I bought a new PIRATED PS2 game; Resident Evil 4.



I played the game for the better part of the day. When my eyes started to hurt and I started feeling dizzy, I decided to give the game a rest and watch a DVD (since nothing was worth watching on the tube). I decided to watch Dark Water (the American version starring super hot momma Jeniffer Connely). The movie was okay. I wasn’t THAT scared. Yet…



Before I knew it, it was 2:30 am. I decided to get some shut eye. That’s when it all started. I was lying on my bed thinking about how I spent the day; Playing Resident Evil and watching Dark Water. It occurred to me how fitting it was that I did those things… bagay na bagay sa holloween!!! At first it was amusing then suddenly, it became down right scary. It was All Soul’s day, it was the dead of night, I was all alone and I did nothing but immerse myself in horror media the whole day. When I realized this it got bad REALLY quick. To make matters worse, it started raining really hard. Dark Water seemed a hell of a lot more scary all of a sudden. Shit.

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I kept mumbling to myself as I hid under my blanket scared shitless. Every creak, every strike of lightning and every howl of a stupid mongrel jostled me. Suffice to say I didn’t sleep very well that night.

Note to self: next undas-ween, if I am ever alone again, lay off the scary stuff!!!

Konyo Speaking Lunatic

(Note: This post will be written in konyo, thus logic and proper grammar are thrown out the proverbial window)

For the last couple of days, my peeps and I started speaking in konyo. I don’t know why, maybe we thought it was cool kasi eh, that the chikababes really dig guys who make usap like a couple of airheads…

Anyway, JM, Xtiane and yours truly were at school yesterday cuz we like, had our proposal. OMG, it was like so olats! The panelists were like blocking the flow of our water! You know what that means ryt? They were like making bara everything we said! I was like so asar talaga!!! How was I supposed to know that you can’t make basa the RFID tag thingy when it’s made dikit to bakal? Duh!?

After the proposal, I was bad trip to max. Then, I got more badtrip cuz I wanted to eat dinner na but JM and Xtiane wanted to play a game of chess! I was so mad, kasi they like don’t know how to play that game naman. They were just like making usog usog the chess pieces randomly. I thought to myself; “OMG, my friends are like posers…”. Eventually, they got frustrated enough, kasi one of them, can’t remember who, made kalat the chess pieces in the middle of the game. So we were like able to have dinner na. About time!

The three of us had dinner at Chiggy’s with Jamie. I started to get badtrip again cuz the tagaluto was taking so long cooking my super delicious liempo. My Gawd, how long does it take manong to make ihaw the meat ng baboy ba!? Then JM met a friend of his pa, and he thought I was a girl?! He said puro chicks daw ung kasama ni JM. That really leveled up my badtripness. WTF, I’m like totally manly kaya! After the long wait, we eventually got to eat na. When I was busog na, I wasn’t that badtrip anymore. JM wanted to drink beer to celebrate the end of the Sem daw. But I didn’t have money na… there was like twenty pesos in my wallet nalang. Buti nalang he had a preferential option for the poor and made me utang money so I can drink beer din. Yipee!

So we made sakay the tricycle and went to meatshop to chill and have a few beers. Jamie didn’t come with us na cuz it was like late na daw. Party pooper! So we had a round of beer. Then another. Then one more pa daw. After the third round, we were like laughing so loud na. We were like talking about anything under the buwan already. We were like in character pa ha… talking like konyos with the accent ‘n all. I think the peeps in meatshop were looking at us funny na. Why? Haven’t they seen and heard konyo people talk before ba? Posers… But I was surprised ha… JM had more than 2 beers last night. Usually kasi after his second beer he like goes to sleep on the table na. That night he had 4! Xtiane and I had like 5 beers. Then we ordered our sixth, but Xtiane couldn’t finish her sixth beer na. I was like so disappointed with my drinking buddy. So she offered me the rest of her beer nalng, since I’m so macho I said I’d finish both my beer and hers. But I didn’t get to prove my machoness kasi they wanted to go home na. sad…

We took a taxi and dropped JM off were he can make sakay a jeep going to Cubao. I told Xtiane that instead of getting down near my place, I’d make sabay until her house to make sure she got home safe and sound. I’m such a gentleman kasi eh. During the ride home, I thought naklimutan ko ung glasses ko… I was like “OMG Xtiane, I think I left my glasses ah…”. Then I felt my face, I was like wearing it na pala. Haha. Because of that I think Xtiane realized I was drunk narin so she said she could get home by her self na and that she would just text me nalng when she got there. I said yes, I really wanted to be macho and make hatid her pa but I was like sooo sleepy na. As in sleepy talaga. I was able to get home safely naman, and before I made higa on my bed, I made basa Xtiane’s txt that she was in her house narin.

Writing this post shaved off 10 IQ points. I think I’m going to give writing AND talking like a konyo (AKA stupid moron) a rest. When do I start? Like now na noh! XD

Remembering The Saddest Day in Existence

Going home from school yesterday was a bit of a drag. Aside from the fact that it was raining and I didn’t have a freakin’ umbrella (mine was stolen at Mc Donald’s a few weeks back. Give me back my umbrella a-hole!!!), the trains (LRT and MRT) were uber slow getting from one station to another. So, while I was waiting for the MRT to come along at the Cubao station, I overheard this girl talking to herself (yep, talking to herself XD). From what I could see, she was probably a nursing student (she had the uniform and some books in her hands), she was a bit short, but not half bad in the aesthetics department. Here’s the part that I heard:
“Haaay… eto na ang pinakamalungkot na araw sa buhay ko…”

Apparently, she noticed that I overheard her. She smiled at me and said

“Sorry, ganito lang talaga ako pag wala ako makausap, kinakausap ko sarili ko. Wala pa ko nakakausap since this morning eh…”

I chuckled, then I smiled in return and said “Uhhh.. Okay lang…”

After that brief dialogue, we both minded our own business. I know I should have probably started a conversation, seeing as she told me she hasn’t talked to anyone since this morning, and seeing that she was kinda cute, but I didn’t. Why? Because I’m shy and my mind started to wonder and did I say I was shy?

But honestly, though I was shy, my mind REALLY did wonder. What she said to me reminded me of my own saddest day; a day when I didn’t talk to a single solitary soul.

I was in my second year in college, it was the second semester and I had just shifted into AB Euro (my third course in the Ateneo). I didn’t know anyone in the classes I went to so I generally just kept my mouth shut during class. That particular day was a Wednesday; I left home at around 5:45 AM in order to get to my 7:30 class on time. Everyone at home was still asleep because my brother and sister didn’t have class that day (which also meant I had to fix my own breakfast XD). After a long commute to school, I got to class (PE), I sat at the back and minded my own business. After class, I went to the Library to read a novel (kalimutan ko na kung ano, “Laro sa Baga” ata, hahaha) and wait for my 10:30 class. When 1030 came, I went to my class (Fil 14, ugh… blah blah blah capitalism sux, blah blah blah why not try socialism… blah blah blah hail JoMa Sison) and minded my own business. I ate lunch alone at 11:30, then I went to the library to continue reading my book until 1:30. When 1:30 came along, I went to my class (Eco, sisiw) and minded my own business. My next class (accounting 10 or what I’d like to call accounting for idiots) at 2:30 pm was a free cut because we had a test at 6 pm. I went back to the library, not to study but to continue reading my book; I thought the test was gonna be a piece of cake. When the clock hit 6, I went to Escaler to take the test. The test was a piece of cake but it was depressingly long, I left at around 9:15 pm. I had a late dinner at Jollibee alone. After dinner, I started my long commute home (which was exceptionally longer that day due to traffic). I got home at around 11:30 pm. Everyone was asleep. I took a shower, and then I lay down on my bed feeling sorry for myself and my pathetic little existence.

During that day, I did not have a single conversation with anyone. The only things that came out of my mouth that were directed at other people were:
1. “bayad po”, “para po” (nung nag cocommute)
2. “isang chicken strips at isang tang” (during lunch)
3. “isang meal number 3, go-large ung drink” (during dinner)

After I recalled my experience, I felt I could totally relate to this girl who probably just went through the same experience I did. I suddenly had the urge to start a conversation with her. Maybe having someone to talk to during the train ride home would probably help her a lot. I know it would’ve helped me a lot if some one had talked to me on that stupid day long ago. Plus, she really was kinda cute. But just as I was about to make my move, the train was already at the Shaw station, my stop. Shoot. Oh well… I just smiled at her again (she smiled back) and walked out of the train trying to look as cool as possible in the process.

Dammit! I really should’ve talked to her!! That was my Sassy Girl moment right there and I let it slip away because I remembered something stupid about me!! Curse me and my egotism!!

As a tribute to this experience, here’s a song post; I BELIEVE by Jimmy Bondoc (from the My Sassy Girl Sountrack)

I Believe
Na ikaw lang at ako…
Sana ay, mahal mo rin ako…

Joke lang!! Jimmy Bondoc ampota!!! Hell No!! Not in my blog!! Yuck!! Sh*t!! So Jologs…

Mike the Embarrassing Man

The Ateneo has its share of celebrities; students who stand out from the rest because of their extra curricular involvements in showbiz, music, sports (specifically basketball) etc. You can walk down the SEC corridors and chances are, you’d suddenly be going “Isn’t she the girl from the _______ commercial?” or “Sha ung front man ng _________ diba?”. You’d probably do a double take, think about asking for an autograph, THEN think better of it and just mosey along to your class or somthin’. That’s how most people’s encounters with celebrities in the Ateneo usually are. Sadly, I’M NOT MOST PEOPLE.

I, being the tactless sunnava a-hole that I am, sometimes take the embarrass-myself-in-front-of-the-celebrity road (Note that this road runs parallel to the piss-off-the-celebrity route, but not always). During my prolonged stay in the Ateneo, I have had three REALLY embarrassing encounters with celebrities, here they are:

FIRST
Celebrities: Antoinette Taus and Dingdong Dantes
When: 1st Year College (M.E. pa ko nito… shit)
Primer:
Francis Amistoso (a.k.a Yuga. kick out ng ateneo 1st year! Ooh yeah!) and I are walking down quad 1 (malapit sa me dog house) when we spot Antoinette and Dingdong walking our way. Just as the pair passes us, this conversation takes place:

Yuga: Mike! Si Antoinette yun pare!!! Pa autograph tayo!!!
Mike: Gago!!! ‘Di mo ba nakikita!? Kasama nya si Dingdong!! Baka gulpihin tayo nun!!! Pintados yun eh!!!
Mike: (Imitating a Pintados action sequence punches Yuga in slow motion) Hu hu hu hu hu hu hu!!!
Mike and Yuga: BWA HAHAHA HAHAHA!!!

Apparently we were speaking a little too loud. ‘Cause when we looked back we saw the pair of them glaring at us. If looks could kill, well... i'd be dead (duh!)

SECOND
Celebrities: Epok Quimpo and Wesley Gonzales
When: 2nd year college. (Com Sci ako nito… wait Euro na ata… damn, can’t remember)
Primer:
One day, I decided to have lunch at manang’s, but when I got there, all the tables were taken. Buti nalang I saw my friend Darn sitting with some people (whom I assumed he didn’t know). So, I sat with him. The day before that, I watched a Mike Cortez led Green Archers basketball squad get a come-from-behind-victory over the UST Tigers. Dazzled by Mike Cortez’ god-like basketball skillz, I couldn’t talk to Darn about anything else but UAAP basketball. I can’t remember the stuff I said, but I know I used Mike Cortez, DLSU and these words in the same sentences:

Astig, Lupit, Lakas, Porma, No.1 Point Guard, Angas, Idol, Champion etc.

Of course, since we were talking about the UAAP, the Blue Eagles obviously came up as a topic of discussion. It was the first round of the 2002 season then, the disheartening loss in the finals of the previous season to our eternal rivals from Taft was still fresh in my mind, and despite the great line-up on paper the Ateneo team wasn’t doing well. Saying I was disappointed was an understatement. Again I couldn’t rememberwhat I said exactly, but I used Ateneo Blue Eagles and these words in the same sentences:

Olats, Bano, Mahina, Banban, chokers, walang laban etc.

It gets worse. After all that talk, this dialogue ensues:

Mike: Sana may trades sa UAAP pare…
Darn: Trade? Bakit naman?
Mike: Para makuha natin si Mike Cortez.
Darn: Eh sino naman ibibigay mo para kay Cortez?
Mike: (with out batting an eye-lash) Si Quimpo!!!

Just then, the person sitting adjacent to us got up to get some more rice or somthin’. Who was it? IT WAS EPOK QUIMPO!!! Wesley Gonzales was sitting beside him laughing his ass off!!! Darn and I ran out of there like bats out of hell! Apparently Darn was aware that we were sitting adjacent to the 2 bball players, apparently he was trying to steer the topic away from basketball the whole time. I had no Freakin’ clue dammit!!!

THIRD
Celebrity: Erwin Something (nakalimutan ko family name, basta ung guitarist ng Sponge Cola)
When: 6th Year College (ECE na ko nito. Sure)
Primer:
I have this habit of suddenly bursting out into song all of a sudden. One day, while enduring another boring lecture in my TH141 class, this habit of mine bit me in the ass.

Mr. Tehido: (Droning on and on about the merits of doing translation work) Blah blah. Blah blah blah blah…blah. Say Yes.
Class: Yeeeesssss…..
Mike: (Out of the blue, with a mini “head bang” comboed with some finger tapping) Kelangan pang pagbigyan! Kulang lang sa Pansi-hin!! Kulang lang sa, kulang lang sa pansin. Kulang lang sa….

Then I freeze… the fact that the guitarist of Sponge Cola is sitting 1 chair away from me hits me like a truck. I turn slowly towards him. He had this weird expression on his face, something like a cross between amusement and disgust. Kala nya cguro fan boy ako ng Sponge Cola (Sponger!). SO NOT TRUE!!! Shit…

In 3s

While having our meeting with Sir Libatique, Martin YMed me just as Sir Libatique was looking at the monitor... Made one hell of an ice breaker.

Anyways, he "tagged me". Im supposed to provide answers to to some questions "in threes". So, here it goes...

In 3s

I was tagged by: Si Martin nga!

Three names you go by:
1. Mike
2. Michael
3. Domon (only Tay, Charles, Kabo and the rest of the gang calls me this)

Three screen names you have had:
1. michaeldomondon
2. michaelandia_x
3. sandman_x64

Three physical things you like about yourself:
1. Height
2. Hands
3. Hair (my family hates it… that’s why I love it)
Astig!“ Triple H”!! hehe

Three physical things you don't like about yourself:
1. Eyes (labo ng mata ko dammit!!)
2. Teeth (I think I need braces)
3. Feet (they’re too big, la tuloy ako ma arbor na sapatos growing up)

Three parts of your heritage:
1. Igorot
2. Tagalog
3. Demi- God

Three things that scare you:
1. Flying ipis (pag nakakita ako ng lumilipad na ipis I scream like a girly man)
2. Snakes
3. being buried alive

Three of your everyday essentials:
1. Phone
2. glasses (I can’t be seen with out my glasses!)
3. Pencil (para maka doodle ako, anywhere, anytime)

Three of your favorite musical artists:
1. Guns n Roses
2. U2
3. Haji Alejandro (baybeh! Kung talagang mahal mo! Cge pakasal ka…)

Three of your favorite songs:
1. "Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door", Guns n Roses
2. "With or Without You", U2
3. "Panakip Butas", Haji Alejandro

Three things you want in a relationship:
1. Friendship
2. Trust
3. “Quality Time” (oh yeah!)

Three lies and truths in no particular order:
LIES:
1. I’ve never had sex.
2. I never masturbate, kasi mabubulag ako.
3. I don’t watch porn. It’s the work of the devil and I hate it.

TRUTHS:
1. Torpe ako
2. I listen to J-Pop and sing along to the lyrics (kahit ‘di ko naiintindihan)
3. I USED to draw porn (nung high school, sa “all boys” kc cool ka pag magaling magdrawing ng hubad…)

Three physical things about the opposite sex that appeals to you:
1. Eyes
2. Shoulders
3. Boobies!!! Hehe (I don't like them huge or anything... I Just like them).

Three of your favorite hobbies:
1. Drawing
2. Watching Movies
3. Writing (gasp! Totoo ba to!? Yep, but I’ve been doing it less and less…)

Three things you want to do really badly now:
1. Graduate Dammit!!!
2. Drive my own car
3. Get my graphic novel published

Three careers you're considering/you've considered:
1. Electronics and Communications Engineer malamang!!
2. Taga ayos ng cellphone sa greenhills (backlight bossing?)
3. Comic book artist

Three places you want to go on vacation:
1. Boracay (di pa ko nakakapunta eh)
2. Amsterdam (modern day Sodom baby!!)
3. Bahammas

Three kid's names you like:
1. Michael Dennis Jr.
2. Caitlin (I think its cute)
3. Raistlin (para sa kapatid na lalake ni Caitlin hehe)

Three things you want to do before you die:
1. GRADUATE!!!
2. Create the Republic of Michaelandia
3. Become rich enough to afford cryo freezing so I can live forever!!!

Three ways that you are stereotypically a boy:
1. I scratch my balls, my ass and every other orifice in public
2. I’m boisterous
3. I pretend not to watch chick flicks

Three ways that you are stereotypically a girl:
1. It takes me twenty to thirty minutes to take a shower
2. I cry when I watch a sad movie or read a sad book.
3. I use expressions like “di ko type/feel” or “eeww/kadiri”.

Three celeb crushes:
1. Jessica Alba
2. The Chick from “my sassy girl” movie.
3. Karel Marquez (the Karel Marquez video scandal is burned in my mind!)

THREE people that I would like to see take this quiz:
1. Xtiane (another excuse to whine dude)
2. Tay (he gives funny insights… worthless, but funny)
3. Charles (Hula ko, sobra nakakatawa sagot ng taong to!)

What Goes Around Comes Around

Yesterday was great!! I got my Theo mid terms back!!! I got an A!!! Woohoo!!! 30/30!! Perfect score (nung umpisa, 29/30 sha, pero may correction ako)!!

I’d have to honestly say that I wasn’t surprised to get an A (prinedict ko pa na makaka A ako, check my previous post “A Hellday and a Throwback to 2004"), hustler talaga ko sa theo eh! Mwa hahahaha!!! Pero, in all honesty, swerte din, kasi nakuha ko ung set na pinaka alam ko...

To think na pumasok sa utak ko na mandaya sa midterms na un (isusulat ko dapat ung kodigo ko sa Bible!!), buti nalng di ko ginawa (na konsensya ako, sa Bible ko pa isusulat ung kodigo!!), hindi pala kelangan at may nahuli na gumawa nun! F kaagad sa course!! Phew!!

Furthermore, something bad happened to my Theo group leader. Like I said in the previous post I mentioned above, I heard him mention he didn’t do so well in the midterm. Apparently, he gave himself way too much credit when he said that. He got a 0/30!! That’s what I call academic ruin man!! 30 percent ng theo ung midterm namin!!!

Medyo na guguilty tuloy ako, kasi after nya bangitin na medyo sablay ung midterm nya, sabi ko sa sarili ko “buti nga sayo!! (to those wondering ba’t galit ako sa kanya, check “Mike’s post of Rage”) ‘Di ko naman akalain na zero makukuha nya!!! As I said, nagui-guilty ako… pero onti lang!! So, in the words of my hero Spongebob Squarepants:



Sweet, Sweet, SWEET VICTORY!! Yeah!!
It is mine for the taking!!
It’s mine for the fight!!

In the Sweet, Sweet, Sweet Victory…

Pero sana, wag naman siya bumagsak ng Theo… I’m not that bad, to wish something like that on someone else. Besides, sabi naman ng teacher namin na pwede “gawan ng paraan” ung mga bumagsak sa midterms. Sana magawan nya ng paraan. Sana lang mahirapan siya ng onti dammit!!

Song 2!!

Ah… here I am again, another Sunday with nuthin’ to do? I missed the Kim Possible Movie again last night because I was out. Stupid Disney channel, no replay today dammit! So instead of watching the tube, I’m passing the time, as Jamie loves to say, doing my thesis (Nagblo-blog). Since it’s been a while since my first song post, I think its due time for my second one.

The song I posted is the National anthem of the Republic of Michaelandia!! Where and what is Michaelandia you say? Why, its my own personal country mwahahahaha (at least its going to be when I graduate and make myself filthy stinkin’ rich enough to buy my own country) !!

The Michaelandia National Anthem is sung to the tune of Phantom Planet’s California a.k.a the “O.C.” theme song. Stand tall and sing proud citizens!!

Michaelandia

Mike is really cool
Mike is really great
Mike is really number 1
Michaelandia here we come
Right back where we started from

Mike’s muscles weigh a ton
Michael is for fun
Michael is for everyone
Michaelandia here we come
Right back where we started from

Michaelandia!
Here we come!

On the stereo
Listen as you go
Nothing’s gonna stop Mike now
Michaelandia here we come
Right back where we started from

When Mike hits the floor
Everybody roars
Everybody enjoys the show
Michaelandia here we come
Rightback where we started from

Michaelandia!
Here we come!

Booyah!! This song’s gonna be an instant classic baby!!

A Hell day and a Throwback to 2004

To those of you who don’t know, I only have two subjects this semester; DSP and TH141. That being the case, I usually snicker to myself whenever I hear other students in the Ateneo bitch and whine about “Hell week” or “Hell day”. Yesterday was not one of those days.

Yesterday I experienced my very first Hell day this semester.

I woke up at around 8:00 am (after sleeping for only about 4 hrs.) so I could be at school by 10:00 am. I met Hubert and we STARTED our power point presentation for our DSP report. Yes, wala pa kami nasisimulan before that time and I did not know where to begin. The report is around 40% of our final mark (Not sure, pero basta malaki) and wala pa kami nagagawa. Our report was scheduled for 3:30 pm and I had a midterm exam in theo at 2:30 pm!! Speaking of the theo midterm, it is 30% (eto sure ako) of my grade and its scope was…. “extensive” (para sakin lng siguro kasi last time ako nag core subject 1st sem last year, nanibago ako sa dami ng readings). I’d like to note that out of the extensive coverage of this midterm, I only read 1 article. Hinapit ko ung pagbasa nung mga review notes ng classmates ko!! I spent the better day of August 29 (birthday ko) studying dammit (what a way to spend my birthday)!!

I was so tightly wound that saying I was tense should be nominated for the understatement of the year.

Lucky for me, this wasn’t one of those hell days were I crash and burn and academic Armageddon reigns down on my sorry ass. The day turned out fine. I took the midterm and I felt confident about my answers to the questions (feeling ko, pwede ako maka A, sana). Narinig ko pa ung group leader ko nagsalita na meron daw siyang di nasagutan… Buti nga!!! Mwa ha hahahaha!!! The DSP report turned out okay too. Jaewoo (ung isa ko pang ka group sa DSP) made a power point on his own and saved us. Lucky!!

That being said, I met up with Xtiane and JM at CTC 208 for the day’s meeting. Jamie and Lana were there too doing their thesis (WOW!!). After the meeting, we decided to have a few beers sa Miko’s (after a hell day that turned out great, sarap uminom ng booze). Humabol si Lassie and we had a couple of drinks. When I say “we”, I mean ako at si Xtiane. Eto ung tally kung ilan bote ininom:

Lana: 1 ½
Jamie: 1 ½
JM: 2 (parang dati, isa palang pulang-pula na)
Lassie: 0 (di parin umiinom ng beer)
Mike: ?
Xtiane: ?

Nakalimutan ko na kung ilan nainom namin (hehe). Anyways, hapi hapi kami. Parang nung good old days last year (nung 5th year super seniors pa kami at hindi 6th year super duper seniors huhuhu) nung inuman every TTH ng gabi after Pineda tapos papasok kay Celso ng may hang over hahaha!!

Who I am according to Tarot

Saw this entry on Xtiane's blog about Tarot card readings... Since I'm in school on lovely a Saturday morning and my damn groupmates are already 1 hour late for our meeting I am totally bored. With nothing else to do, I took the blasted test. According to the Tarot gods, I am:



I am The Hanged Man

The Hanged Man reminds us that the best approach to a problem is not always the most obvious. When we most want to force our will on someone, that is when we should release. When we most want to have our own way, that is when we should sacrifice. When we most want to act, that is when we should wait. The irony is that by making these contradictory moves, we find what we are looking for.

What do I say? I think having a Tarot card by the name of "The Hanged Man" is pretty damn cool!! The only problem is the definition pretty much sux!! In no way am I what this Tarot card portrays me to be. So... im again gonna take control of my destiny dammit!! This is my Hanged Man Tarot card:


Mike the Hanged Man

Like the Gods of Norse Mythology, I am great! I am marvelous and spectacular! Yet at the same time, destiny is heavy upon my shoulders... Ragnarok nears and it is inevitable. Godly I may be, but there is nothing that can prevent its coming. There will come a time when I will finally graduate from college and I will have to start working. The days of being a lazy bummeth will thus, come to a conclusion. Yes... Ragnarok is coming. I am screwed.

Now there's a card that defines me!! Ooohh Yeah!!

My Top 10 Cover Songs of All Time

I’ve been hearing a lot of cover songs on the radio as of late (nakikita ko rin ung mga videos nila, kadalasan olats). A lot of Filipino acts do cover songs (MYMP, Paolo Santos etc.), some even come up with whole albums of them (Nina and Regine Velascuez).

Some people hate cover songs, but I don’t. Don’t get me wrong though, siyempre naasar din ako pag me nambababoy ng mga astig na kanta (e.g. Britney Spears and her rendition of I love Rock ‘n Roll comes to mind). But there are instances when artists take songs and make them their own, sometimes even making them, in my opinion better. Sometimes an artist can take a song and introduce it to a whole new generation.

So I came up with this list of my favorite cover songs of all time. They are ranked from 10 to 1 (one being the best, duh!). Some people may disagree with my list, that’s perfectly fine, it’s my list dammit!

10. I DON’T WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND by Nina
-This song was big a few months back. Nina did her Mariah Carrey thing and took this new wave song by Cindy Lauper and added some diva-ish flavor.

9. BABY CAN I HOLD YOU TONIGHT by Boyzone
- I’m not really a fan of boybands, but I think Ronan “Mr. I’m-singing-through-my-nose” Keating and co. (bading ung isa sa kanila dib a?) did a great job rendering this Tracy Chapman original (Sobra stupid lang nga ng video).

8. WAITING IN VAIN by MYMP
- Doobie music! Accoustic style! Bob Marley should be saluting MYMP with his weed pipe for the great job they did on his song (ganda ng boses ng girl ng MYMP, simple lang pero swabe).

7. WITH OR WITHOUT YOU by Utada Hikaru
-I saw this J-Pop princess’ version of my favorite U2 song in a MTV Unplugged show. I like her voice and she’s pretty cute too. Her song Automatic made it to the Philippines around 2000. For those of you who are wondering, Utada Hikaru is not the chick who hangs out with Dice & K9.

6. SMOOTH CRIMINAL by Alien Ant Farm
- I don’t know if they were paying homage or mocking the King of Pop with this cover song, but Alien Ant Farm’s smooth criminal rocks (eto nga lng cool nilang kanta eh)! They took one of Wacko Jacko’s greatest songs (we sometimes forget that this wierdo made a lot of great tunes), and added some punk flavor. Plus, the video is hilarious!

4. TAINTED LOVE by Marilyn Manson
- When I heard Marilyn Manson’s version of this Cure classic, a got a whole new meaning to the term “Tainted Love”. He (or she) makes it sound so… evil (but in a good way). Manson’s version of this song reminds me of the Vampire Lestat (The rock star vampire in Anne Rice’s “The Vampire Chronicles”).

3. TORN by Natalie Imbruglia
- Yep, this song is a cover. It was first sang by Edna Swap (cno un!?) from an album called Wacko Magneto (Ano un!?). That’s the reason this song is on my list! Apparently Natalie Imbruglia took a song that nobody cared about and made it such a monster hit!! Edna Swap probably wants to rip her head off and piss on her skull…

2. THE MAN WHO SOLD THE WORLD by Nirvana
- Kurt Cobain and company did an unplugged version of this David Bowie original a few months before he blew his freakin’ brains out. He probably thought of the song as sort of a pre-death eulogy or something. It’s my favorite Nirvana song, and God knows how I loved Nirvana growing up! PUNKS NOT DEAD Woohoo!!

1. KNOCKIN’ ON HEAVEN’S DOOR by Guns and Roses
- Guns and Roses were the last of a dead breed of Rockstars. They were the last of a breed of musicians who depicted themselves as “larger than life”. They were the last of the Rockstars who drew themselves up to be gods among men. Yes, Axel Rose and Slash were the gods of my youth, and Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door was my anthem. I loved this song even before I knew Bob Dylan was behind it. In my mind, Guns and Roses took a great song by a great musician and made it their own. In my opinion, that is truly something great.

"Tooning" Natalie Portman

I’m supposed to be having my immersion starting today, but if you read my previous post, you know it’s not happening right? Right…

Since I had nothing else better to do today (wasn’t in the mood for much anyways, and the TV shows pretty much sucked), I decided to play around with Adobe photoshop. I’ve been seeing a lot of “cartoonized” pictures on magazine ads and on the internet recently so I’ve been experimenting making a few. My last attempt was totally hideous to say the least. I made Sophia Bush (the cute girl who plays Brooke in One Tree Hill) look like Michael Jackson for crying out loud. This time, I decided to make one using a photo of myself (my grad pic to be precise, don’t ask me why I have one when I haven’t even graduated yet), but I apparently deleted the copy from the PC. So, I decided to use a celebrity photo instead. I saw a cute pic of Natalie Portman in Kabo’s blog and decided to use it instead. Here’s the photo:



Now here’s the photo after I “cartoonized” it:



I think it’s pretty decent, though a lot more improvements can be made, especially the eyes and hair. What do you guys think?

Mike’s Post of Rage

Yesterday, something very bad happened to me. I wasn’t able to go to the immersion orientation last Monday because my group leader didn’t tell me there was an orientation. So yesterday I went to OSCI to attend another one. There wasn’t another one. The girl behind the OSCI desk was very uncooperative. Bottom line is I’m going to miss the immersion this Friday and there is only a slim chance I get to go to another immersion site at another date. The immersion is a requirement of my TH141 class. These two people (my group leader and the girl behind the OSCI desk) made me mad. So, I am now going to take a page of Charles’ book by letting out my frustrations in this post.

Disclaimer:
If you are offended by foul language, please stop reading. Please bear with me, I am merely releasing pent up frustration.

*Mike takes a deep breath*

Putang ina kang hayop na group leader ka!! Ano ba naman ung sabihin mo sa akin na may orientation nung Monday ng 4:30!! Mahirap bay un!? Tapos tatanungtanungin kita kung bakit di mo sinabi, sasabihin mo “kasi hindi ako nagtanong”. Fuck You Asshole!! Nung sinali ako sa group mo BY FORCE kasi 2 lang kayo, I should have gotten the message that you’re a motherfucking loser!! Papagawa ka pa ng review notes na deadline ng August 2, tapos mag na nag ka sobra, tapos isusubmit mo ng August 15 kasi hindi mo pa tapos yung part mo!! Tang ina mo! Palusot ka pa na marami ka kasing ginagawa!! Hayop!! Ilan beses mo ako rinemind about the fucking review notes?! 6 na beses gago!! Ilan beses mo ko rinemind about ung orientation!? Zero you prick!! Hindi ka pa patay sinusunog na kaluluwa mo sa impyerno gago!!

As for you, you stupid stuck up bitch, porke alam mo na requirement ng mga students ung immersion sobrang high and mighty mo!! Ina mo!! I tried being polite dammit, it isn’t my fault that my group leader is GALACTICALLY STUPID!! Pero you didn’t even lift a fucking finger!! Screw you!! Tinanong kita kung ano mga options ko, sabi mo “magdasal”! MAGDASAL!? That’s the best you can fucking come up with!? ARRRGGGGHHHH!!! Siyet!! Tapos magsusubmit lang ako ng medical, dami dami mo pang sinabi hayop ka! Well, since hindi naman ako makakasama sa immersion, you can take my medical, dust it off, fold it up real nice, turn the sunnavabitch side ways and stick it up your tight ass bee-atch!! IF YA SMELL WHAT THE MIKE IS COOKING!!!

Pasalamat kayong dalawa na olats ung cellphone ko at wala camera, kung hindi, nakapost din sana mga mugshots nyo dito dammit!!

Phew. Now that its off my chest, I feel a lot better. :D

The Girl Next Door

Last Saturday, I visited my mom ‘cause she had a mild stroke (nasobrahan daw sa stress, ‘di ko naman cguro kasalanan XD). What kind of ungrateful son would I be not to visit my sick mom right? So I cancelled my other plans and dropped in on my mom. When I got there, she was feeling a lot better thankfully, but she still needed to rest. That being the case, she was mostly asleep the whole time I was there. So, I had to find a way to entertain myself for a couple of hours. Solution? Watch a pirated DVD (my mom built up quite a selection since the last time I visited).

The movie I chose was “The Girl Next Door”. Its pretty old, it came out in 2004. I know ‘cause I saw ads for it in the internet (Yahoo movies etc.) around that time. The movie poster got me curious (a picture of some hot chick with an extreme “come hither” look does that to me). The funny thing was, it never came out in the Philippines. After watching the movie, I can understand why.

The story is about a high school senior who lives a boring life (you know, no girlfriend, no social life, the works), until he meets, Danielle (played by Elisha Culthbert) the super hot babe who just moved in next door and for some reason totally digs him. They fall in love, fast (happens in the first 30 min. of the movie, unlike the typical loser-gets-hot-momma-movie where they fall for each other 10 minutes before the ending credits). Then, he finds out that Danielle is actually a PORNSTAR (his friend shows him one of her movies). Our hero then goes through the paces of saving this girl from her profession in some extraordinary circumstances (one involving WWE wrestler Matt Morgan) until they live happily ever after. The end.

Suffice to say, the movie was filled with loads of sexual content (more than any American Pie themed movie I’ve seen anyway). As it goes with these kinds of movies, the story wasn’t so great. But obviously the story isn’t this movie’s selling point. Basically it’s a movie for guys (even though it’s a love story). It paints a picture perfect world where the average joe can get the girl of his dreams, make a name for himself, and become filthy stinking rich in a span of a single school year. Bottom line, its every high school senior’s dream (every guy’s dream for that matter). This movie is a love story that guys can watch without making them feel queasy.
All in all, it was a fun movie. It gave some pretty good laughs and it helped me pass the time

I just think there’s one flaw. No porn star is as hot as Elisha Culthbert man! If you’ve ever watched American porn, you’ll know where I’m coming from.

One thing though, why does my mom have a DVD of this movie? Hmmm…

Casting Call #1: The Sandman

I remember, in grade school and high school, reading a magazine (Wizard ata) that sometimes featured a bit where they would cast a movie they would want to see made (the movie was usually based on one comic book or another). Since I always thought it was a cool exercise, thinking of actors to play certain parts, and since now, I have somewhere to publish my opinions, I decided to make my own bit.

As you can see in the title of this post, my current “wish movie” is the Sandman. For those of you who are unfamiliar with the Sandman (meron pa ba?), it’s a graphic novel by writer Neil Gaiman (Stardust, Neverwhere, American Gods) which focuses on Dream/Morpheus and his quest to find meaning to his existence (this is what I think anyways). He is a member of the Endless, seven siblings who have existed since the beginning of time, each of them embodies one thing that makes humans human. So below is a “casting call” for the Endless. I would’ve liked to “cast” more of the characters (daming cool characters sa series na ‘to e.g. The Corinthian, Cain, Abel etc…), but doing so would take too much of my time (and my time is very valuable… ha!).


Movie: The Sandman

Director: Tim Burton
-Tim Burton is the obvious choice, his style and aesthetic fits perfectly with The Sandman’s often times, dark and surreal world. I think Christopher Nolan (Batman Begins) would do a good job too.

Dream/Morpheus: Johnny Depp
-I think he’s the only one who can play Dream. Johnny Depp can play stoic characters like Edward Scissorhands, he can be introspective like his character in Sleepy Hollow he can be savvy-cool like Jack Sparrow or weird like Willy Wonka. He has enough range to play the often times unpredictable Dream. Plus, if Tim Burton is aboard, you gotta have Johnny Depp right!? They go together like bread and butter, like lamb and tuna fish!

Destiny: Christopher Lee
-He played the White Wizard Saruman, Count Dracula, Count Dookoo and most recently Willi Wonka’s dentist dad. How hard could it be to play a guy in friar’s robes who mostly just stands around looking cool? In fact, almost anyone can play Destiny. I just chose Christopher Lee ‘cause he’s in 2 Tim Burton movies this year (Chocolate Factory and Corpse Bride). If he doesn’t want the role, you could always get the guy who plays Darth Sidious/ Emperor Palpatine in the Star Wars Movies…

Death: Keira Knightley
-Death is almost everyone’s favorite character in the series, kaya tingin ko marami ang ‘di mag-a agree sa choice ko. Why Keira Knightley? Why not? Dye her hair black and make it curly. Make her skin pale. Give her the outfit; Black Sleeveless top, leather pants and boots, the ankh necklace and that cute cooky top hat. Finally, give her the henna-like-design tattoo under her left eye and you got the perfect Death! Plus Keira Knightley is totally hot (I love her cute English accent too)!

Destruction: Triple H
-Who better to play a muscle bound, long haired, bearded man than a wrestler? Triple H looks the part! Since he’s a wrestler, he can most probably act decent enough too (Triple H was in the movie Blade Trinity, didn’t watch the movie though ‘cause a lot of people said it sucked big time).

Desire: The chick that played Angel Gabriel in Constantine
-Dammit! I forgot her name! But the girl (she also plays the White Witch in the Chronicles of Narnia) who played the androgynous Angel Gabriel in Constantine seems perfect. I’ve never been a fan of how Desire looks in the comic book. She/He has never looked… umm “Desirous”. If you have a name like Desire, you should be totally hot right? Oh well Rockwell.

Despair: CG character voiced by Helena Bonham Carter
-Despair is a little gray, obese woman with lots of scars (plus she practically has nothing on). I think using a real live actor to play her would be super gross! Go the Gollum/Smeagol route to get a faithful adaptation of Despair. Why is she voiced by Helena Bonham Carter? Uhh… because Tim Burton is directing the movie and he probably can’t resist casting his real life wifey.

Delirium: Dakota Fanning
-I know she’s probably too young to play this role, but Hollywood movie magic can rectify this problem. Aside from her age, I think she has what it takes as an actress to play the crazy-insane Delirium.

Mike the Immature Man

A few weeks back, I met up with a couple of my friends from high school for dinner. While we were being boisterous, rude and irritating to the rest of the diners, one of my friends brought up a hypothetical question to be answered by the rest of the group. So here’s the question;

If you and the girl of your dreams were a couple, what do you imagine yourselves doing together?

Each of us gave our answers. One said, talking together, another said watching T.V. together, another said eating together… After hearing their answers I thought “What the hell is wrong with you people!?” Hypothetically speaking, the girl of your dreams is madly in love with you and the things you imagine yourselves doing are eating (probably at jollibee), surfing the tube (watching Darna) and having a conversation (about the philosophy of ethics I bet)?! After telling them off for being such lame losers, I gave MY answer.

I would imagine us making out.

It’s as simple as that. In my mind, Jessica Alba and I (or that cute girl who lives a couple of blocks down) would be making out. We would be kissing, smooching, snogging. frenching, getting to 2nd Base (or is it 3rd base?) in a setting of my choosing. Get the picture?

I couldn’t believe a heterosexual male in his right mind would think of something otherwise. Eating, watching T.V., and talking? Give me a break! So I tell them, “maybe you’re just telling the first part of your fantasy”. Maybe you and the girl of your dreams are eating, watching T.V. or talking THEN you start making out.

I could just imagine myself and Natalie Portman having dinner. We are eating. We both reach for the salt. Our fingers touch. We look at each other, both take deep breaths… and it happens. Utensils are flying through the air, plates and glasses crash to the ground breaking into pieces. Then the cheesy saxophone music starts to play.

Apparently not. They denied my accusation vehemently. According to them, it’s just eating, watching T.V. or talking. Period.

After, a few more minutes of heated argument, the guy who posed the question announced that the hypothetical question was a test, a test of emotional maturity. According to him, imagining situations WITHOUT sexual content was a sign of maturity.

I failed. According to the test, I AM AN EMOTIONALLY IMMATURE PERSON. The rest of my friends (the mature ones) then gave me the ha-were mature and your not-triumphant look. Shit.

I still don’t buy it dammit! What’s the validity of that freakin’ test anyway!? Is it an approved test given by psychiatrists (“Oh, you imagined something sexual in nature, sorry sir, you’re immature. Have a nice day”)?!

I bet it’s even the same for women. Question for the girls; if you and Josh Hartnett (or Orlando Bloom or Brad Pitt or whoever) were a couple, wouldn’t you be imagining the two of you making out on some deserted beach as the sun is going down?! Or at least some light kissing and snuggling in the back seat of a car!? Come on! You can’t be imagining you and Chad Michael Murray watching Sponge Bob Squarepants, eating at Burger Machine or talking about philosophy or politics!!

What do you guys think? Is it immature to imagine you and the girl/boy of your dreams making out instead of eating, watching T.V. or talking?

I, for one, think not!!!

If I Were...

In school last night, I saw a couple of my classmates answering some of those internet quizzes/tests. You know, the one’s were you answer a couple of questions, and in the end, you find out how much of a bitch you are, how gay you are or even which of the seven dwarves you are. You can then post the results in your blog for everyone to see!

The tests are fun and all, but I like to be in control of my on destiny thank you very much. I don’t want a couple of questions determining whether I’m a green or a blue or whether I’m Han Solo or Jar Jar Binks. So I say screw the test! With a little introspection, a little honesty and some stretching of the truth, I get to say who or what I am!

This is what I’m doing in this post. Below I have three results, sans taking the tests. I hope to continue this in future posts. Here we go!

1. If I were a character in the television show the O.C. I would be…


Seth Cohen

I’m egotistical and self centered (check). I love talking about myself and what I think (check). I talk too much (check again). I sometimes think I’m better than everyone else (check). I love to read and draw comics (check). I find myself irritated and intimidated by “jocks” (check dammit). I obsess over things and people (check). My ex girlfriends include the hottest girl in school and a bartender-slash-lesbian hottie with a tattoo (uhh… check?). I wish.

2. If I were a Television talk show host I would be…


Conan O’ Brien

Yep. I would be him. He’s got a sense of humor that most people don’t appreciate. His mannerisms make him hilarious, quirky and most of the time weird. At home, I’m the only one who thinks he’s funny. They (family) think he’s corny, uncouth and tactless and they hate his guts. They feel the same way about me hahaha!! Besides, who are the other choices in this category? Jay Leno (I don’t think he’s funny at all, and what's with his chin?)? David Letterman (he’s okay, kind of a DOM sometimes though)? David Schapel (sometimes funny)? Kuya Germs (oh hell no)?! Cut me some slack.

3. If I were a character in the Lord of the Rings I would be…


Legolas Greenleaf

Nope. It’s not what you’re thinking, Its not because he’s dashing, cool and is played by a blonde haired Orlando Bloom. Nope. That’s the movie version of Legolas. I’m the book version.

Yep. I’d have to be this guy. I’m the guy in the group who bursts out in song every chance I get. I wonder why Aragorn, Gimli and the rest of the fellowship didn’t pummel him to death (“Taste Anduril you blasted elf!”). My friends don’t pummel me; they just put their hands to their heads and hide in shame…

Hanging around! Nothing to do but frown!
Rainy days and Mondays always get me DOOOOOWWWWN!!!

I love you Araneta!! Woohoo!!!

3 Chinese guys, A Filipino Dude, and a Girly Movie

This is sort of a sequel to my previous post. After a few hours of sleep (after the rights to royalty concert), I took a shower and headed to G4 at around 3 in the afternoon to meet Kabo, Tay and Tops (‘di nakasama c charles, team building ampota) to watch a movie and have dinner. We were supposed to watch Stealth, but I already watched it last Wednesday. So, we watched Wedding Crashers instead. I don’t know why we did it, after making the same mistake before (hitch). But there we were, 4 straight guys (3 chinese, 1 filipino), watching another girly movie.

Before we go further, I have to give my definition of a girly movie. According to the dictionary of mike the invincible man:

Girly Movie (aka chick flick): A movie about a love story between a guy and a girl. guy meets girl, guy and girl fall in love, guy screws up, guy loses girl, guy apologizes and confesses his undying love to girl (sometimes in private, but most of the time in front of a big crowd), guy gets girl and they live happily ever after.

Here are some additional characteristics of a girly movie that may or may show itself.
-guy has a quirky best pal
-girl has a quirky best pal
-weird parents
-bitchy girlfriend (for the guy)
-tough, obnoxious, sexist boyfriend (for the girl)



wedding crashers: On the invincible man’s scale of girlyness, this movie gets a 5.5 over 10.

Scale:
1 being a movie like Honey (Jessica alba), 5 being a movie like Jerry Maguire (Tom Cruise) and 10 being Crossroads (Britney Spears).

Anyway, the movie was okay. It was pretty funny actually (especially Vince Vaughn, love his rape/bondage scene). Owen Wilson was… well, Owen Wilson (he plays all the parts he plays the same way. In fact, I don’t think acts as all, he’s just himself in all his movies). Will Ferell makes a cameo. What is it with Vince Vaughn, Owen and Luke Wilson, Will Ferrel and Ben Stiller!? They keep popping up in each other’s movies… Though the story was predictable (very), all in all, I think the movie was good.

But, Wedding Crashers IS a girly movie, thus I couldn’t help notice the people watching it. In our isle, the sitting arrangement went something like this; guy, girl, guy, girl, guy, girl, GUY, GUY, GUY, GUY (that would be us), guy, girl… shit.

Bottom line is, I enjoy watching movies like Wedding Crashers, girly movies they may be, but they can be really fun. Its just that watching it with guys is so… unmanly. If there were a girl in a group (kahit na isa lng, romantic attachments unnecessary), it would be different, guys could then watch the movie, masculinity unquestioned.

Note to Self:
Next time, watch the girly movie like wedding crashers with a group that has a member of the opposite sex in it. That way, watching it will not make me feel uh… weird. Then, watch the macho man movie like Stealth with the guys, so we can be sexist jerks and stare at Jessica Biel in a teeny weeny blue bikini.

2 Guys, a Girl and a Pansitan Place

Nope, this isn’t a parody of the American sitcom, “2 Guys a Girl and a Pizza place”. This is a post about an attempt to watch the MTV Right to Royalty concert. Last Friday night my peeps and I (peepulation=2, JM and Xtiane) went to Taguig to watch the concert. As expected, like the fette we went to last time, the place was infested by, what JM affectionately calls, orcs (ba’t di nalng fighting uruk’ kai para mas astig?). Aside from that, we were so far away I could barely see a thing (at least sa fette kita parin ung mga tao sa stage). Some of the performers were okay. Rivermaya was there (pero ung last song nalng naabutan namin), so was Barbie, the Dawn (singing “Salamat”… ah the nostalgia), South Border (not really into them, think they cater to chicks), 7 Shots of Wisdom (cute nung isang chick nila)… Some of the performers… uhh not so okay. There was this ethnic music chick (I forget her name), AND SARAH GERONIMO and LASTIKMAN (Mark Bautista)!!! WTF were they doing there!? Besides, wasn’t the concert pro Intellectual property rights of artists for their songs? What business does Sarah “feeling diva” Geronimo have singing a cover/revival of “I wanna know what love is?” Syet! By the time Kuh Ledesma took the stage, we decided to call it quits (we could only take so much!). I kind of regretted it, ‘cause after Kuh Ledesma, Mr. Pure Energy himself (‘di ung ECE faculty ha) took the stage. I could here Gary V. belt out his classic hits like "Eto nanaman" and "‘di bale nalang" as we left the concert grounds (Old School! Kulang nalng c Martin Niverra, parang 80’s Kolehiyala killer days na!)…

After standing for 2 hours or so we were understandably hungry. We went around the place looking for a spot to eat. We couldn’t find one. We went around the strip place thingy (don’t know this place eh, sa food court lang ako ng star mall nag chi-chill! Hahaha!!), dami tao!! After going through the paces of thinking of a place to eat, pier 1 (dami tao dammit!), etu mama tambien (can’t believe they named a resto after a perverted movie), pizza hut, jollibee (katipunan food? Hell no!?), we decided to eat… well at Ado’s.

To those who don’t know, Ado’s is this pansitan in the heart of Pasig (malapit sa may San Joachin). Haha, punta punta pa kami sa Fort, sa Ado’s lang pala ang bagsak namin (how classy)!
Pero in fairness, apparently institution na ung Ado’s (50 years na daw, sabi ni Xtiane). So, there we were, twenty somethings eating pansit along with middle aged men and women at an ungodly hour in the morning while the rest of our age group were probably in restobars along Libis, the Fort, Malate or Tomas Morato (*sigh*), bouncin' to the beats of R. Kelly or somthin' (freakin' pedophile). But you know what? I had fun eating pansit with friends at 1 in the morning. Its not the place, its the company right (cheesy shit ampota)? Plus, sarap parin ng Lomi nila (may pandesal pa)! Solve ako!! :D

Boys Don't Cry... that Often

No, it’s not what you’re thinking. This is not another song post (to those who don’t know, the title of this post boys don’t cry is a song by the Cure, hence the possible wrong assumption that this post is a song post). What it is is another list. What can I say? It’s a Thursday (no classes for this sixth year ECE student) and I’m bored.

“Boys don’t Cry” is not just a song, it’s also a saying (the kind of thing your dad says to you when your at the grocery rolling around the floor wailing because he won’t get you Nestle Koko Crunch or something). It is a stereotype society imposes on me and my kind (were not supposed to be like girls who stereotypically cry their eyes at every opportunity they get). But the bottom line is, it just ain’t true! Boys DO cry! Not just very often…

So here’s a list of my most memorable or embarrassing moments in my life were I, mike the invincible man cried.

1. Umiyak ako when I was about 7 when I banged a door on my hand.
-Grabe! Umiyak ako dahil grabe talaga ang sakit! Sa Baguio pa kami nakatira no’n. Sobrang bigat nung pinto. Sobra dami dugo. Sabi ng dad ko, narinig daw ang iyak ko hanggang John Hay.

2. Umiyak ako when I was in grade 3. Nalaman ng dad ko na from top1 in class sa isang quarter, naging top 5 the next quarter.
-Shit! Ang nerd ko nung elementary ako. Dyahe (nabawi ko ung top one na un dammit!!)

3. Umiyak ako nung 1st tym ko makipagsapakan (grade four ata, pero di sa skul nangyari).
-Malamang umiyak ako. Talo ako eh (Ang laki ng p***ng ina!!).

4. Umiyak ako nung namatay si Optimus Prime sa Transformers the movie.
-NOOOOO!!! My hero! Si Super Idol! Namatay!! Hindi maaari!!

5. Umiyak ako nung namatay si Yellow 4 sa Bioman.
-Kung yung ibang boys dati, crush nila c Pink 5. Ako crush ko nun si Yellow
4 (ung photographer, hinde ung Indian wannabee). Stupid monster with the tommy gun. Why’d he have to kill her? I cried my eyes out.

6. Umiyak ako when I was about 12. Nasa States kami, uuwi na kami sa Pinas.
-Obvious ba? I didn’t want to go back to the stinkin’ hell hole that is the Philippines.

7. Umiyak ako nung binasted ako nung grade 7
-So what if I was 13?! So what if she was 3 years older then me? It still hurt dammit! Pero di ko ginawa in front of her! I went home, went to my room, locked the door and let the tears roll down. I remember my mom knocking on my door and I went "Leave me alone *sniff* *sniff*!!!). God, sobra pathetic...

8. Umiyak ako nung pinatay c Mel Gibson sa Braveheart
-FREEEDOOOOM!!! Buti nalng madilim sa sinehan.

9. Umiyak ako nung Highschool nung nag bonding kami magkakabarkada.
-To those that don’t know. All boys school ang LSM (highschool ko). Maybe it was the alchohol, o senti lng talaga kaming lahat. Bottom line: Soooo Gay!

10. Umiyak ako when I read these girly novels: A walk to Remember, A Love Story, Beach Music and a Sydney Sheldon book (don’t remember the title).
-What can I say? They pulled on my heart strings. *sniff*. Oh yeah, ung walk to remember, ke Kabo un, di ko pa sinosoli. Malamang si Kabo umiyak din sa book na un.

Lindsay Lohan Fully Loaded

Today, xtiane, jm and I went to laguna to get a "crash course" on RF IDs (yes, sad to say di parin kami gumagraduate *sigh*). We arrived there around 9:30 am and we were done by about 11:00 am. Sobra bilis lang! Why waste a perfectly good rainy day right? So we decided to watch a movie at Market Market (first time ko pumunta dun!). There weren't any good movies (watched the island and fantastic 4 already), so we ended up watching Herbie Fully Loaded.

Which brings me to my point... I realized Herbie wasn't the only one who was fully loaded. Is it just me or did Lindsay Lohan's boobies get... er... "Fully Loaded" as well (what is it with me and boobs these days dammit!?)? Sabi ni Tay nag pa boob job daw si Lindsay Lohan. It's probably true..'cause those things weren't fully loaded in her previous movies! She didn't have big boobies in parent trap!! Hehe!! Of course she was just twelve then... but what about freaky friday huh!? she wasn't packing when she did THAT movie... granted I didn't watch her other movies (like *mean/nasty girls *not sure sa title, or *confessions of a teen age drama queen *girlie movie = mike not watching it), but I saw the trailers and still, the same observation!!! Small Boobies Baby!!

Pero in fairness... bagay namn sa kanya ung boobs nya. And I think gumanda ulit sha. Pangit nya sobra sa mga music videos... parang addict, sobra payat. At least, ngayon cute ulit sha. Parang nung Parent Trap days nya... Nice smile, Flaming Red Hair, freckles. But now, she has big boobs!! My compliments to the silicon and the plastic surgeon!! Good job!!

Oh yeah? How was the movie? Being a disney movie, which means its a feel good, morally driven, experience directed at the whole family, and considering we were 3 twenty somthing 6th year ECE students snickering the whole time watching the said movie, and not to mention the fact that Lindsay Lohan was more fully loaded than herbie, i'd say the movie was worth it.

Drawing Comics and a Song Post

Passed by Comic Quest yesterday to check out some comic books I have no intention of buying. And as usual, I took a quick peep at the independent comics section. Again, as usual, being the egotistic, self confident, self centered, bragger that I am, I snorted to myself "These Suck!!". "Kaya ko gumawa ng masmagandang comics dito!!"

And seriously speaking, all braging aside, kaya ko talaga. I honestly think I can make a better comic than most of the Independent comics I see in the market. Than why don't I? Because I don't have freakin' discipline... Since grade school, I started about 7 comic books and I didn't finish a single one. Why? It was a combination of conceptualizing a comic on a scale so epic i couldn't finish it if I wanted to, losing interest and distractions (school work and a little PS2). Bottom line, I lacked discipline. I finished one series, but I had a tracer, I mean partner (hehe), plus he mostly took care of writing the dialogue. We made that series in five years!! And I think we created something that is probably better than 90+% of the independent comics out there (we're planning on releasing it of course). And now that it is over we're starting a new series. BUT, I ALSO want to start something and finish it on my own for once. I want to make a comic book that's all me!!

And that's what i'm planning to do. 18 pages (i'm starting small this time), i've got it all planned out. I'm planning on finishing this thing. And when its done, there's only two things that can happen. Its either I eat my words because I made a crappy comic book, or my egotistical bragging was right on the money all along. This time, I'm gonna stick it out 'til the end to find out.

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The follwoing lines have nothing to do with my ramblings above. I've been reading some of my friend's blogs recently, and I came across a couple of "Song Posts". Being the shameless copy cat that I am, gagaya din ako. Eto ang song post ko:

Friendship
Sponge Bob Square Pants

You don't need a plane to fly
Plastic wings can make you cry
Kites are made for windy days
Lawn chair with baloons, fly away!

Oh Inflatable pants!!
You may as well see!!
If you want to fly
All you need... Is friendship
Yeah

What if a Harry Potter movie was directed by...

The next Harry Potter movie (the goblet of fire) is coming out soon. The first two were directed by chris columbus who failed miserably at bringing the books into the big screen. Next was that e tu mama tambien guy (cuaron) who directed azkaban, he did a better job, but he too, in my opinion failed. So I thought, what if 3 of hollywood's most famous directors took a crack at making a Harry Potter Movie, what would happen?

So here's the scenario, Harry Potter and Voldemort are about to fulfill "the prophecy". With all the death eaters watching, Harry Potter and "He-who-must-not-be-named" will battle to the death. Given this scenario, lets see how the directors handle the scene. And oh yeah, since they are such big shots, let's assume these directors screwed JK Rowling and wrote their own script. haha!

Lets get down to it...

What if a Harry Potter movie was directed by George Lucas?

Movie Title: Harry Potter Episode 7: Return of the Wizard

Lord Voldemort is played by a tall man in a black suit. He wears a mask to hide his disfigured face. You can distinctly hear his breathing. He is voiced by James Earl Jones.

Script:
(Voldemort and Harry Potter are on a hanging bridge perched upon a bottomless chasm)

Voldemort: I see Sirius has taught you well young Potter...

(Voldemort and Harry duel, they fire spells left and right. Harry's spells are blue in color, while voldemort's are red)

(after some lame fight sequences... harry gets his hand chopped off)

Voldemort: Join me Harry! Together... we will rule the wizarding world!!
Harry: Never!!! I will never join you!!! Y-You killed my father!!!
Voldemort: Harry... I AM your FATHER!!!
Harry: NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Voldemort: Search your feelings Harry... you know it to be true!
Harry: That's not true! That's impossible!!

end scene

Here's the second one...

What if a Harry Potter movie was directed by the Wachowski brothers (the guys who made the matrix)?

Movie Title: Harry Potter Revolutions

Lord Voldemort is played by Hugo Weaving

Script:
(It is night time. It is raining. Harry and Voldemort are in an abandoned city street. With Death Eaters on both sides watching, Harry and Voldemort meet)

Voldemort: Mr. Potter... welcome back. We... missed you. Do you like what I've done with the place?
Harry: It ends tonight.
Voldemort: I know it does! I have seen it! That's why my Death Eaters are just watching! They know that I'm the one that beats you!!

(A Staredown insues. The Orchestra music swells to a fevered pitch. Harry and Voldemort run towards each other, wands firing, in slow motion. They throw their wands away and start kung-fu fighting. They fight on the street, they fight inside abandoned buildings, they fight in the air! Lots of Bullet time shots)

end scene

and finally...

What if a Harry Potter Movie was directed by Quintin Tarantino?

Movie Title: Harry Potter Vol. 7

Voldemort is played by Samuel L. Jackson
Bellatrix Lestrange is played by a Japanese school girl with a ball 'n chain

Script:
(Harry attacks Voldemorts hide out. He does battle with the Death Eaters 88. A gory battle occurs, where in the aftermath, countless Death Eaters lie dead and bloodied. Some of them have arms, legs and heads cut off, blood spurting out like water from a hose from the open wounds. Voldemort appears in the balcony)

Harry: Anymore subordinates to kill?
Voldemort: Silly little motherf***ing boy wants to play with a motherf***ing wand...

(Bellatrix Lestrange comes down some steps in a school girl outfit. Harry eventually kills her. Harry and Voldemort move to a Japanese garden with fake snow all around them. They battle)

Harry: You stupid MOTHERF***ER!! YOU KILLED MY MOTHERF***ING PARENTS!! IM GONNA MOTHERF***ING KILL YOU!!
Voldemort: I'd like to see you try you MOTHERF***ER! I'M THE MOST BAD ASS MOTHERF***ING WIZARD IN GOD'S GREEN EARTH! YA THINK YOU CAN TAKE ME YOU MOTHERF***ER!?
Harry: Who are you calling a MOTHERF***ER MOTHERF***ER!?
Voldemort: You MOTHERF***ER!! Crucio!!!

(Harry gets hit by the spell and screams in pain)

Harry: MOTHERF***ER!!!! That MOTHERF***ING hurts!!!
Voldemort: Yeah... That's right! SCREAM MOTHERF***ER!!!! Scream for your MOTHERF***ING mommy and daddy!!!
Harry: You MOTHERF***ER!!!! AVADA F***IN' KEDAVARA!!!!!

(Voldemort gets hit, and crumples to the ground)

end scene

The Island

I watched the movie last night. ASTIG!!! LUPIT!!! It's one of the best movies I've watched this year (Its up there with Batman Begins and Sin City)!! After ung crap of a movie that Pearl Harbor was, nakagawa c Michael Bay ng malupit na movie experience that is The Island. What can you expect? Well a Michael Bay movie = Lots of Panoramic Shots, Lots of action which means, things exploding, cars tumbling around and lots of special effects. But this time, he has a great story to go along with all the eye candy.

The Island takes up the same topic and moral questions that Sixth Day did (cloning), but did way better than Arnold's crap 'o rama. Instead of an old , grotesquely muscle bounded california governor, you get a padawan obiwan looking ewan mcgregor (who I think is a better leading guy compared to that idiotic ben affleck and faggoty josh "cry baby" Hartnett of Pearl Harbor) and Scarlet Johansson.

Which brings me to my next point. If you don't think the explosions, special effects and a good story are not good enough reasons to watch the movie, here's another: Scarlet Johansson. She is HOT!! Para shang Jessica Alba and Charlize Theron (tama ba spelling?) rolled into one, hot mikealicious momma! I want to father her babies!!!

Watch the movie! 'di kayo magsisisi...

The Top 10 Unanswered Questions of My Generation

While I was trying with all my effort to listen to Mr. Tehido (my TH 141 teacher) yesterday afternoon, a classmate of mine (di ko alam kung sino, I don’t know anyone in the ateneo anymore!!!) commented on something by Thomas Aquinas (probably his proofs of the existence of God). I’m not going to get in to the comments made (don’t worry, wala ko balak mag mukhang nerd), but what caught my attention was part of my teacher’s response. “There are questions that cannot be answered clearly yada yada yada… yackity shcmackity…” This thought, like so many random stuff, caused my mind to wander, not aimlessly though, not this time. The thought gave me an idea for a list. Here it is..

The Top 10 Unanswered Questions of My Generation

Description:
Here is my list of what I think are questions (relevant or not... mostly not relevant) that my generation can relate to. These are questions that have not been answered because:
a. because it cannot be answered or...
b. putting an end to the debate by answering the question would ruin a perfectly good debate question, or mostly
c. answering such ridiculous questions is a complete waste of time....

10. Sino Mananalo? C Mario o si Sonic?
-in this corner, the plumber from italy, the pizza loving, mushroom eating, fireball spitting Mario!!! in the other corner, the blue streak, the chili dog munchin', ring collecting, speedster... Sonic the Hedgehog!!

9. Cno ba talaga masmagaling? Ateneo o DLSU?
-Katipunan vs Taft. Blue Eagle vs Green Archer. Cno ang masmagaling? Who cares!? UP namn ang number one school sa Pinas di ba? No body remembers second place dammit!

8.namatay ba talaga c rene requiestas?
-This is stupid.

7.Is the present undertaker the original one?
-Yokozuna beats Taker. Taker comes back with Paul Bearer, becomes a bad guy. Another Taker comes back sporting purple (how gay), becomes a good guy. They fight. bad taker loses and disappears forever. Dami nagsasabi na ung natalo na Undertaker ung original, ung nanalo replacement kc nagaway ung original Taker at si Vince McMahon.

6.Binenta ba talaga ni Mike Cortez ung game 3 Nung Ateneo-la Salle finals?
-DLSU: "Oo!! Binenta ni Cool Cat ung game!" Rest of UAAP: "mukha... di namn ganon kapangit laro ni Cortez..." ATENEO: "Who gives a rat's ass!? Basta kami ang nanalo!!"

5.Namatay ba talaga ung original na Ultimate Warrior?
-Nagwrestling daw si Ultimate Warrior at si Earthquake. Binuhat daw ni Warrior si Earthquake sa ibabaw ng ulo nya. Pumutok daw ung bandaritas sa mga braso mi Ultimate warrior. Pati Ugat pumutok daw. Dead Ultimate Warrior.

4.Ilan ba talaga ang lihim na paraan ni Dennis ng Ghost Fighter?
-Si Eugene may Rei gun. Si Alfred may Spirit Sword. Si Vincent may Itim na Apoy. Si Dennis may lihim na paraan. Ubod ng dami ng lihim na paraan. 'sang katutak na lihim na paraan. Bawat kaaway nya, me bago shang lihim na paraan! "Gagamitin ko na ang lihim na paraan..." "Lihim na Paraan? Ano un!?" "Mapanganib ang lihim na paraan..." Siyet!!!

3.sayote pie? o Apple pie?
-Sabi ng mga counter guys sa Mcdo apple daw... pero lasa talagang sayote eh...

2.Namatay ba si Richard sa last Episode ng Daimos?
-"Riiiiichaaaaard!!" "Eriiiiicaaaaahhh!! (repeat many times until ears hurt)"

1.Ano ba talaga si Grimmace?
-What in the blue hell is that faggoty, purple...thing!? Ube ba (wala namn ube sa mcdo)!? Alien!? Troll!? Goblin!? Ooze?! Glob!? Giant Purple Flubber!? Jelly Ace!? Purple Tae!? What are you Damn Youuuuuuuu!?!?!

Harry Potter Marathon!!!

Just finished Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. I got the book at around 10:30 this morning. Considering It is now around 12:30 in the morning the next day... I have been reading for roughly 14 hours, stopping only to eat lunch and dinner... The ordeal has left my eyes stinging, my head hurting and my stomach grumbling... Was it worth it?

Well... I'd have to say yes. Reading the half blood prince reminded me why i enjoyed reading the Harry Potter books. It made me forget that book 5 ever happened. I remember i read through all the Harry Potter books in one day... except the 5th one. It took me a whole week to read the 5th book. And I was pleasantly surprised at finding I couldn't stop reading the sixth until i'd finished! Ah the nostalgia. The 5th book is nothing more than a nightmare.

Off course I don't want to write down any spoilers (depressing magbasa ng spoilers!!!) But, safe to say, I enjoyed the books steady pace and its twist and turns... I especially liked the fact that harry isn't written as the very whiny protagonist he was in the 5th book. I also ejoyed Harry's new romantic relationship... It's was so Spiderman!

Over all, I liked Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince as much as the 4th book, which I think is second best in the series. Azkaban is still the best of the six.

Crossing my fingers for the 7th book (Sana Maganda rin Dammit!!! Dami ko ng pinuhunan sa series na to... Pag pangit madedepress ako!).

Big Boobies!!!

This happened a week back or so...
One Saturday, my tito invited me to tag along with him to one of his lunch meetings with one of his clients. I don't know why he invited me, maybe he just wanted to take advantage of his client, who was paying for the food, or most probably he just wanted someone to drive him to the place. But regardless, I readily agreed. "Free food is always good food" i always say,
The lunch meeting was in albas (that spanish eat all you can place in Eastwood. We (me, my tito and tita) got there early and i eagerly stuffed my face with food! Then, his client came. She too wasn't alone. She brought some family, at least i think they were. Anyways, this one girl really caught my attention (this girl i later found out was the client's daughter). She wasn't easy on the eyes, but she had the biggest set of mammary glands i've seen... EVER! They were humungous! Gargantuan! Enormous! They were very, very, very large!! Plus, she was wearing clothing that "accentuated" her.... umm assets.
She sat across from me and despite my best efforts. I couldn't help but ogle at them! They were mezmerising to say the least! I couldn't help it, I was hypnotized by those... things. They had their own gravitational pull. Needless to say, i was so distracted by this display, that i had a hard time eating. Its not that i was attracted to her, like i said, she wasn't really easy on the eyes. I was just so damn distracted!!! The whole time I was there, I willed myself not to stare, plus i hoped that the people around me didn't notice how uncomfortable i was...
Well they did. My tito and tita at least. On the way home, i couldn't help notice the two of them grinning at me. Until tita Marilyn broke the ice and accused me of staring at the girl's breasts... Nobody talked for a while. Total silence. I didn't know what to say. I just stammered...
"B-but...but they were soooo big!"
And we all started laughing are asses off all the way home! Yes! in my family, elders don't berrate us young guys for ogling at girl's love handles... they compound the wrong doing with a sizeble amount of mirth and laughter!! Never have i been prouder of my heritage...

Riding the Bandwagon

Hello!!!

As of late, ang dami na sa mga friends ko gumagawa ng blog. C xtiane, martin and JM, anak ng, pati narin c Tay and Charles na dapat nagtratrabaho, nag blog. Get to work Lazy Bums!!! (kala ko panay pagdownload ng porn inaatupag ni Tay... guess i was wrong). So, since i don't have anything better to do (with my 2 very boring classes this sem), why not make my own blog i thought to myself.

So here it is. Mike once again joining the Bandwagon.

This blog will contain 3 general types of threads

1. Would be stuff that happened to me recently... Since i'm currently living a VERY BORING existence, don't expect anything much here.

2. Stuff that happened before. Mike Classics!!! Back when life was fun! Nung Elementary! Nung High School! Nung College and di pa nag graduate mga friendly friends ko. Funny Stories like ung underwear incident ni Lem or ung blue eagle story namin ni Darn.

3. Mike's Rambling's about Movies, Comic books and anything under the sun (pagbigyan nyo na ko pls?).

Mike's Blog is Open!

This post is a test....

i repeat, it is a test. nothing of interest is written as of yet.