Here are some of my favorite movie lines, sadly they are all from american movies. Why? I dunno, probably becuase I don't watch to many Filipino movies. I watch a lot of asian movies (Japanese, Chinese and Korean), but I don't remember any of their lines (probably because i don't speak japanese, Chinese or Korean haha. In any case, here they are (in particular order);
-"Bad guy falls in poop: Classic element of physical comedy. Now comes
the part where we throw our heads back and laugh. Ready?
Guides: Ready! Hahahahahaha!" George of the Jungle
-"Take that you Evil Spawn of Satan! Ace Ventura 2"
-"Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty ape." Planet of the
Apes
-"I feel the need- the need for speed!" Top Gun
-"I'll get you, my pretty, and your little dog, too!" The Wizard of Oz
-"Say 'hello' to my little friend!" Scarface
-"In this life, I only have my balls and my word- and I don't break them for nobody" Scarface
-"Keep your friends close, but your enemies closer." The Godfather: Part
II
-"You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do
ya, punk?" Dirty Harry
-"If you build it, they will come." Field of Dreams
-"You can't handle the truth!" A Few Good Men
-"Thank you for playing "Should we or should we not follow the advice of
the galactically stupid!" A Few Good Men
-"Love means never having to say you're sorry." Love Story
-"May the Force be with you." Star Wars
-"I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse." The Godfather
-"Arise! Arise, Riders of ThÈoden. Spears shall be shaken, shields shall
be splintered! A sword day... a red day... ere the sun rises!!" Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King
-"You hear that Mr. Anderson?... That is the sound of inevitability... It
is the sound of your death... Goodbye, Mr. Anderson... " The Matrix
-"No...Not without incident." Equilibrium
-"Yes, I've heard. Kills men by the hundreds. And if HE were here, he'd
consume the English with fireballs from his eyes, and bolts of lightning
from his arse." Braveheart
-"Whatever life holds in store for me, I will never forget these words:
"With great power comes great responsibility." This is my gift, my
curse. Who am I? I'm Spiderman." Spiderman
-"It's not who I am underneath, but what I do that defines me." Batman Begins
-"I belong to the warrior in whom the old ways are borne anew" The Last Samurai
-"Are you not entertained!?" Gladiator
Tuesday, February 21, 2006
Thursday, February 09, 2006
Bum No More?
For the last couple of weeks, I did everything in my power in order to ensure that I, Mike the Invincible Man would have a job waiting for me by the time I finally graduate from the god forsaken hell hole that is the Ateneo. For the last couple of weeks, I;
Went to three Job fairs (Ateneo, U.P. and a job fair sponsored by the PLDT group of companies in Megamall).
Applied for jobs in about 10 or so companies (Accenture, AdTx, BitMicro, Panasonic, Samsung, HP, Fujitsu, PLDT, etc.)
Took two employment exams so far (Accenture and AdTx)
Went to 1 interview (BitMicro)
Phew…
So, what do I have to show for it?
Accenture
I arrived late for this test (thanx to JM being super late), so we had to go to another venue for the test (no big). The exam was ok. Standard stuff. Nakakaasar lang ung proctor! Sobra Bitch!
Mike: Excuse me, what if I’m not interested in the technical support job (aka call center); do I need to fill up this form?
Proctor: Kung di ka interested e di wag mo sagutan.
Whoa… what the hell did she have up her huge butt!? Stupid hag.
Tapos humihingi pa sha ng resume and transcript, kahit sinabi ko na nag pass na ko ng resume and transcript nung job fair. The stupid bitch still adamantly insisted that I pass a resume and transcript or fax it to some number later. What the hell for!? Fuck it! Hindi na ko magpapasa!!
After the test, which took forever (dami test ampota), JM and I went to Glorietta to catch a movie with IC. We didn’t know it at the time but we were about to watch the sorriest excuse for a motion picture created in recent memory: Blood Rayne (buti nalng linibre kami ni IC sa movie). I’d tell you how much it sucked, but I’d be straying from the theme of my post.
Anyways, my current status with accenture is unknown. Di pa nila ko tinatawagan. Di namn cguro ako bumagsak sa test, baka kasi di ako nag pass uli ng resume. Stupid.
AdTx
Muntik nanaman ako ma late for another employment exam (again thanks to the very slow and tardy JM Lukban). Good thing we made it on time. The test was ok (parang ung accenture test pero mas mahirap ng onti).
But unlike Accenture, tinawagan na ko ng AdTx. I passed!!! Woohooo!!! I have an interview next Monday. Sana Ok (still don’t know the base pay, benefits etc.)!!
BitMicro
This company didn’t even bother with an employment test. They went straight to the interviews. I went through 3 interviews; 1 with HR, 1 with the Head of Engineering and 1 with the CEO of the company. The interviews went ok. Sort of.
They offered me a job.
Wtf!? I was so excited! I was being offered a job for the very first time! Okay, it was more like “we are considering you for the job, call us back if you’re interested” but still! The CEO gave me two days to think about it. It was a good thing he did, the moment I left their office, all the down sides of the offer dawned on me. Here’s the down side;
-The contract is for 4 freakin’ years
-Work hours are from 7am to 7pm!?
Can anyone say Legalized Slavery!?
So wanna know what happened? I called after 3 days instead of 2 (para defiant ung dating ko haha). I told them I was interested. Hey, I figured they’d give me at least a week before they informed me of my status (in that week I would explore my other options). Did they give me a week? Nope. They gave me 3 hours. After three hours, someone from HR called me and asked me when I was available for the final talk and “most probably sign the contract”. Shit. I was being backed into a corner here. I told them I’d drop by Thursday next week… Oh God.
Come on Globe, come on Smart, HP, PLDT anyone!!! Call me dammit!! Give me something else!!!
I don’t wanna work for 12 hours a day, 5 days a week for 4 years!!! Save Me!!!
After everything that’s happened, you know what? Being a bum’s looking pretty good right about now.
P.S. I have another employment test on Saturday (Fujitsu).
Hmm, what else? Oh yeah… Last Friday I won a cell phone in a raffle (Smart SWEEP sa Megamall), but since I wasn’t there to claim my prize, they gave it to some on else… sad.
Went to three Job fairs (Ateneo, U.P. and a job fair sponsored by the PLDT group of companies in Megamall).
Applied for jobs in about 10 or so companies (Accenture, AdTx, BitMicro, Panasonic, Samsung, HP, Fujitsu, PLDT, etc.)
Took two employment exams so far (Accenture and AdTx)
Went to 1 interview (BitMicro)
Phew…
So, what do I have to show for it?
Accenture
I arrived late for this test (thanx to JM being super late), so we had to go to another venue for the test (no big). The exam was ok. Standard stuff. Nakakaasar lang ung proctor! Sobra Bitch!
Mike: Excuse me, what if I’m not interested in the technical support job (aka call center); do I need to fill up this form?
Proctor: Kung di ka interested e di wag mo sagutan.
Whoa… what the hell did she have up her huge butt!? Stupid hag.
Tapos humihingi pa sha ng resume and transcript, kahit sinabi ko na nag pass na ko ng resume and transcript nung job fair. The stupid bitch still adamantly insisted that I pass a resume and transcript or fax it to some number later. What the hell for!? Fuck it! Hindi na ko magpapasa!!
After the test, which took forever (dami test ampota), JM and I went to Glorietta to catch a movie with IC. We didn’t know it at the time but we were about to watch the sorriest excuse for a motion picture created in recent memory: Blood Rayne (buti nalng linibre kami ni IC sa movie). I’d tell you how much it sucked, but I’d be straying from the theme of my post.
Anyways, my current status with accenture is unknown. Di pa nila ko tinatawagan. Di namn cguro ako bumagsak sa test, baka kasi di ako nag pass uli ng resume. Stupid.
AdTx
Muntik nanaman ako ma late for another employment exam (again thanks to the very slow and tardy JM Lukban). Good thing we made it on time. The test was ok (parang ung accenture test pero mas mahirap ng onti).
But unlike Accenture, tinawagan na ko ng AdTx. I passed!!! Woohooo!!! I have an interview next Monday. Sana Ok (still don’t know the base pay, benefits etc.)!!
BitMicro
This company didn’t even bother with an employment test. They went straight to the interviews. I went through 3 interviews; 1 with HR, 1 with the Head of Engineering and 1 with the CEO of the company. The interviews went ok. Sort of.
They offered me a job.
Wtf!? I was so excited! I was being offered a job for the very first time! Okay, it was more like “we are considering you for the job, call us back if you’re interested” but still! The CEO gave me two days to think about it. It was a good thing he did, the moment I left their office, all the down sides of the offer dawned on me. Here’s the down side;
-The contract is for 4 freakin’ years
-Work hours are from 7am to 7pm!?
Can anyone say Legalized Slavery!?
So wanna know what happened? I called after 3 days instead of 2 (para defiant ung dating ko haha). I told them I was interested. Hey, I figured they’d give me at least a week before they informed me of my status (in that week I would explore my other options). Did they give me a week? Nope. They gave me 3 hours. After three hours, someone from HR called me and asked me when I was available for the final talk and “most probably sign the contract”. Shit. I was being backed into a corner here. I told them I’d drop by Thursday next week… Oh God.
Come on Globe, come on Smart, HP, PLDT anyone!!! Call me dammit!! Give me something else!!!
I don’t wanna work for 12 hours a day, 5 days a week for 4 years!!! Save Me!!!
After everything that’s happened, you know what? Being a bum’s looking pretty good right about now.
P.S. I have another employment test on Saturday (Fujitsu).
Hmm, what else? Oh yeah… Last Friday I won a cell phone in a raffle (Smart SWEEP sa Megamall), but since I wasn’t there to claim my prize, they gave it to some on else… sad.
Tuesday, January 31, 2006
Underworld Evolution: Uncut!!!
It's been a long time since the last time i posted anything new (wala kasi ko maisip na i blog eh). But as the fates would have it... now i do!!
A couple of weeks ago, I watched Underworld Evolution (the sequel to the 2000-somthing movie starring Kate Beckinsale as the warewolf slaying vampire Selene). The movie was "so so" (in my opinion masmaganda pa ung 1st movie), but what really caught my attention was the sex scene between Kate Beckinsale and the jack ass-christian bale-wannabee scott speedman.
Cancel that.
What really caught my attention was the ABSENCE of the sex scene between Kate Beckinsale and the jack ass-christian bale-wannabee scott speedman. For those of you who watched the movie, you know what i'm talking about. For those who didn't, its like this...
Michael Corvin (speedman) plays the gentleman by trying to take care of the injured Selene (Beckinsale)... Selene, suffering from a fit of "i'm a woman-save me-you-big boy" complex decides the fool's gonna get some. They start making out, Speedman starts taking of the oh so hot leather that the vampire heroine is wearing... then NOTHING!!! The next few scenes were cut. And the ones who performed the sacriligious act didn't even do a good job! Sobra halata ampota!!!
Suffice to say, i was uber disappointed! For the next couple of weeks, i found out i wasn't alone in feeling this way... Countless heterosexual male acquaintances of mine were as disappointed as i am.
That disappointment ends now!!!
I have come across the deleted scene that those pigs dare take out of the movie!!! Mwahahahaha!!!
Here's what we missed
If you wanna see the whole thing, eto ung link
http://www.iwatchstuff.com/archives/2006/01/
kate_beckinsales_sex_scene_fro.html#
comment
In the end... disappointing parin ung scene (parang ung scene ni Stallone and sharon stone sa the Specialist, stupid artsy shit), but at least na satisfy na ung... curiosity ko. XD And seeing Kate Beckinsale get in on was well worth it... kahit kasama nya ung stupid bastard (scott speedman).
Tuesday, January 03, 2006
The Year in Review (Gaya gaya ako eh XD)
I saw a couple of blogs with posts about year 2005; about how it totally sucked ass or about how it totally rocked… So I thought; “Gawa din ako ng the Year in Review para cool din ako!” Hahaha. So here I go.
Since student pa ko, I think of a year as divided into school semesters. So, year 2005 for me is divided into three (Half of the 2nd semester of my 5th year, the whole of my 1st semester of my 6th year and half of the 2nd semester of my 6th year). Since I was for the most part wasted every other day of the week during my second semester of my 5th year, I don’t actually remember that much about it. Haha. Not much to review there :D
The second and third part of my 2005 was mostly spent uh… doing nothing (That’s what happens if your 6th year is made up of a total of 15 units. So as not to bore you with a long winding narrative of what I did and how I felt doing absolutely zilch, I’ll tell you about it… with a song (post).
The curtain raises, then the artificial fog clears revealing me with my handy dandy magic sing…
Rainy Days and Mondays (and any other day of the week for that matter)
Talking to myself and feeling old (really old)
Sometimes I’d like to quit (huhuhu yes I do)
Nothing ever seems to fit
Bummin’ around, nothing to do but frown
Rainy days and Mondays (and any other day of the week for that matter) always get me down
What I’ve got they used to call the blues (Ateneo blue)
Nothing is really wrong (akala nyo lang wala! Pero meron! MERON!!!)
Feeling like I don’t belong (being in 6th year ‘n all)
Bummin’ around some kind of lonely clown
Rainy days and Mondays (and any other day of the week for that matter) always get me down
Funny but it seems I always wind up here with you (Damn u ateneo! Damn yooouu!!!)
Did you know the Ateneo screwed me!?
Funny but it seems that it’s the only thing to do
To run and find the one who screwed me!!!
what I feel has come and gone before (I am not the first sixth year ECE student in AdMU ha!)
No need to talk it out
We know what it’s all about
Bummin’ around, nothing to do but frown
Rainy days and Mondays (and any other day of the week for that matter) always get me down
Thank you! Mabuhay! Mahal ko Kayo!!! Yakkity Schmackity and all that shit…
Since student pa ko, I think of a year as divided into school semesters. So, year 2005 for me is divided into three (Half of the 2nd semester of my 5th year, the whole of my 1st semester of my 6th year and half of the 2nd semester of my 6th year). Since I was for the most part wasted every other day of the week during my second semester of my 5th year, I don’t actually remember that much about it. Haha. Not much to review there :D
The second and third part of my 2005 was mostly spent uh… doing nothing (That’s what happens if your 6th year is made up of a total of 15 units. So as not to bore you with a long winding narrative of what I did and how I felt doing absolutely zilch, I’ll tell you about it… with a song (post).
The curtain raises, then the artificial fog clears revealing me with my handy dandy magic sing…
Rainy Days and Mondays (and any other day of the week for that matter)
Talking to myself and feeling old (really old)
Sometimes I’d like to quit (huhuhu yes I do)
Nothing ever seems to fit
Bummin’ around, nothing to do but frown
Rainy days and Mondays (and any other day of the week for that matter) always get me down
What I’ve got they used to call the blues (Ateneo blue)
Nothing is really wrong (akala nyo lang wala! Pero meron! MERON!!!)
Feeling like I don’t belong (being in 6th year ‘n all)
Bummin’ around some kind of lonely clown
Rainy days and Mondays (and any other day of the week for that matter) always get me down
Funny but it seems I always wind up here with you (Damn u ateneo! Damn yooouu!!!)
Did you know the Ateneo screwed me!?
Funny but it seems that it’s the only thing to do
To run and find the one who screwed me!!!
what I feel has come and gone before (I am not the first sixth year ECE student in AdMU ha!)
No need to talk it out
We know what it’s all about
Bummin’ around, nothing to do but frown
Rainy days and Mondays (and any other day of the week for that matter) always get me down
Thank you! Mabuhay! Mahal ko Kayo!!! Yakkity Schmackity and all that shit…
Subscribe to:
Posts (Atom)