Another Day in the Life of Mike (as told by Dr. Seuss)

See this boy? His name is Mike
Mike studies in the Ateneo,
He has been studying there for 6 years
One, two, three, four, five, six years.

Yesterday, Mike went to the Ateneo to take an employment test
An employment test is a test to see if you have the chance to stop being a bum
Mike is a bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum.

A company called Canon gave the test
Canon makes printers, cameras, and other boring things
Make took an ojt exam for canon last year, they did not call him back
Mike hates canon
Hate, hate, hate, hate

Even though Mike hates canon, he still took the test
Mike does not want to be a bum when he graduates after six years
One, two, three, four, five, six years.
Bum, bum, bum, bum.

Mike took the employment test with other students who didn’t want to end up as bums
Mike was given a piece of paper and a questionnaire
The test was a multiple choice test
A multiple choice test is a test where you can guess if you don’t know the answer
Mike was happy
Happy, happy, happy, happy

Mike was not happy for long, the test was hard
Hard, hard, hard, hard
The test asked questions about things mike already forgot
Things taught to mike earlier in his six years in college
One, two, three, four, five, six years.
Mike was sad
Sad, sad, sad, sad

Mike had no choice
He had no choice because everyone was covering their papers
Mike could not copy their answers
So mike guessed
Mike answered a lot of questions with the letter “C”
C, C, C, C

After the test, mike felt depressed
He was still going to be a bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum.
Mike wanted to cry,
Cry, cry, cry, cry
But he did not because he was ashamed.
His friends might think he was gay
Being gay is when you like people with pee pees

So in the end, mike was mad at canon
Mad, mad, mad, mad
He convinced himself that he did not want to work in canon in the first place
Mike would rather be a bum
Bum, bum, bum, bum.
Mike thinks canon can shove its employment test up its ass
But shoving the employment test up canon’s ass is impossible
Because Canon is not a real person
And because shoving things up asses is a very rude thing to do