Tuesday, July 19, 2005

The Top 10 Unanswered Questions of My Generation

While I was trying with all my effort to listen to Mr. Tehido (my TH 141 teacher) yesterday afternoon, a classmate of mine (di ko alam kung sino, I don’t know anyone in the ateneo anymore!!!) commented on something by Thomas Aquinas (probably his proofs of the existence of God). I’m not going to get in to the comments made (don’t worry, wala ko balak mag mukhang nerd), but what caught my attention was part of my teacher’s response. “There are questions that cannot be answered clearly yada yada yada… yackity shcmackity…” This thought, like so many random stuff, caused my mind to wander, not aimlessly though, not this time. The thought gave me an idea for a list. Here it is..

The Top 10 Unanswered Questions of My Generation

Description:
Here is my list of what I think are questions (relevant or not... mostly not relevant) that my generation can relate to. These are questions that have not been answered because:
a. because it cannot be answered or...
b. putting an end to the debate by answering the question would ruin a perfectly good debate question, or mostly
c. answering such ridiculous questions is a complete waste of time....

10. Sino Mananalo? C Mario o si Sonic?
-in this corner, the plumber from italy, the pizza loving, mushroom eating, fireball spitting Mario!!! in the other corner, the blue streak, the chili dog munchin', ring collecting, speedster... Sonic the Hedgehog!!

9. Cno ba talaga masmagaling? Ateneo o DLSU?
-Katipunan vs Taft. Blue Eagle vs Green Archer. Cno ang masmagaling? Who cares!? UP namn ang number one school sa Pinas di ba? No body remembers second place dammit!

8.namatay ba talaga c rene requiestas?
-This is stupid.

7.Is the present undertaker the original one?
-Yokozuna beats Taker. Taker comes back with Paul Bearer, becomes a bad guy. Another Taker comes back sporting purple (how gay), becomes a good guy. They fight. bad taker loses and disappears forever. Dami nagsasabi na ung natalo na Undertaker ung original, ung nanalo replacement kc nagaway ung original Taker at si Vince McMahon.

6.Binenta ba talaga ni Mike Cortez ung game 3 Nung Ateneo-la Salle finals?
-DLSU: "Oo!! Binenta ni Cool Cat ung game!" Rest of UAAP: "mukha... di namn ganon kapangit laro ni Cortez..." ATENEO: "Who gives a rat's ass!? Basta kami ang nanalo!!"

5.Namatay ba talaga ung original na Ultimate Warrior?
-Nagwrestling daw si Ultimate Warrior at si Earthquake. Binuhat daw ni Warrior si Earthquake sa ibabaw ng ulo nya. Pumutok daw ung bandaritas sa mga braso mi Ultimate warrior. Pati Ugat pumutok daw. Dead Ultimate Warrior.

4.Ilan ba talaga ang lihim na paraan ni Dennis ng Ghost Fighter?
-Si Eugene may Rei gun. Si Alfred may Spirit Sword. Si Vincent may Itim na Apoy. Si Dennis may lihim na paraan. Ubod ng dami ng lihim na paraan. 'sang katutak na lihim na paraan. Bawat kaaway nya, me bago shang lihim na paraan! "Gagamitin ko na ang lihim na paraan..." "Lihim na Paraan? Ano un!?" "Mapanganib ang lihim na paraan..." Siyet!!!

3.sayote pie? o Apple pie?
-Sabi ng mga counter guys sa Mcdo apple daw... pero lasa talagang sayote eh...

2.Namatay ba si Richard sa last Episode ng Daimos?
-"Riiiiichaaaaard!!" "Eriiiiicaaaaahhh!! (repeat many times until ears hurt)"

1.Ano ba talaga si Grimmace?
-What in the blue hell is that faggoty, purple...thing!? Ube ba (wala namn ube sa mcdo)!? Alien!? Troll!? Goblin!? Ooze?! Glob!? Giant Purple Flubber!? Jelly Ace!? Purple Tae!? What are you Damn Youuuuuuuu!?!?!

10 comments:

Fred said...

10. Sonic > Mario. Well he looks cooler anyway. Plus may super saiyan mode si sonic (ata), ung supersonic. Porma pa kasama nya, si knuckles.

9. I remember second places.. si kabo second sa bowling XD

8. ditto. this is stupid.

7. on a related note.. bakal ba talaga ang siko ni lex luger? gawa daw sa bakal un kaya pag na-elbow ka nya KO na raw kaagad o.O

6. Ateneo: Pucha pagbigyan nyo na kami! minsan minsan lang nga eh.

5. d ba si andre the giant ang binuhat nya? O.o btw, d ba nagcomeback ata si ultimate warrior? I can't seem to remember pero parang sumulpot sya sa isang main event recently (recently = 3-4years)

4. hmmm... teka bilangin ko.

3. never had em.

2. heroes don't die

1. poop with food coloring

another unanswered question: anu nangyari kay masked rider black (floating in a river) pagkatapos makuha ni shadowmoon ang kingstone belt buckle nya?

Anonymous said...

me silver plate sa elbow si luger.. galing sa motorcycle accident.

nope, not andre the giant. retired na sha nung tym ni warrior.

malay kung ano nangyari ke mask rider... di ako umabot sa episode na un.

Anonymous said...

10. Mario. All Sonic games are crap. Mario pwns all.

9. Ateneo > UP. Not even any question about it.

8. Who?

7. the current undertaker is the real undertaker. the fake one is some schmoe that i roget.

6. Nabantayan lng ni Alvarez si Cortez. Tsaka na inspire si epok nung game 3. Lupit nung tres.

5. The Ultimate Warrior (aka Jim Hellwig) is still alive and had his name legally changed to... "Ultimate Warrior" He showed up in WCW a few years ago.

4. Naruto > Ghost Fighter

3. Apple? It says so on the packaging.

2. Yes

1. Taste bud?

In conclusion, get a life, Mike.

Fred said...

GHOST FIGHTER >>> DRAGONBALL

Anonymous said...

me!? get a life!? eh ikaw nga dyan masipag sumagot sa UNANSWERED questions ko!!! and how the hell did you know that the ultimate warrior's real name is Jim Hellwig!? YOU get a life!

xtiane said...

si grimmace ay grape pudding!!! hindi bumenta pero the mascot remained... hehe!

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