Thursday, August 18, 2005

Mike’s Post of Rage

Yesterday, something very bad happened to me. I wasn’t able to go to the immersion orientation last Monday because my group leader didn’t tell me there was an orientation. So yesterday I went to OSCI to attend another one. There wasn’t another one. The girl behind the OSCI desk was very uncooperative. Bottom line is I’m going to miss the immersion this Friday and there is only a slim chance I get to go to another immersion site at another date. The immersion is a requirement of my TH141 class. These two people (my group leader and the girl behind the OSCI desk) made me mad. So, I am now going to take a page of Charles’ book by letting out my frustrations in this post.

Disclaimer:
If you are offended by foul language, please stop reading. Please bear with me, I am merely releasing pent up frustration.

*Mike takes a deep breath*

Putang ina kang hayop na group leader ka!! Ano ba naman ung sabihin mo sa akin na may orientation nung Monday ng 4:30!! Mahirap bay un!? Tapos tatanungtanungin kita kung bakit di mo sinabi, sasabihin mo “kasi hindi ako nagtanong”. Fuck You Asshole!! Nung sinali ako sa group mo BY FORCE kasi 2 lang kayo, I should have gotten the message that you’re a motherfucking loser!! Papagawa ka pa ng review notes na deadline ng August 2, tapos mag na nag ka sobra, tapos isusubmit mo ng August 15 kasi hindi mo pa tapos yung part mo!! Tang ina mo! Palusot ka pa na marami ka kasing ginagawa!! Hayop!! Ilan beses mo ako rinemind about the fucking review notes?! 6 na beses gago!! Ilan beses mo ko rinemind about ung orientation!? Zero you prick!! Hindi ka pa patay sinusunog na kaluluwa mo sa impyerno gago!!

As for you, you stupid stuck up bitch, porke alam mo na requirement ng mga students ung immersion sobrang high and mighty mo!! Ina mo!! I tried being polite dammit, it isn’t my fault that my group leader is GALACTICALLY STUPID!! Pero you didn’t even lift a fucking finger!! Screw you!! Tinanong kita kung ano mga options ko, sabi mo “magdasal”! MAGDASAL!? That’s the best you can fucking come up with!? ARRRGGGGHHHH!!! Siyet!! Tapos magsusubmit lang ako ng medical, dami dami mo pang sinabi hayop ka! Well, since hindi naman ako makakasama sa immersion, you can take my medical, dust it off, fold it up real nice, turn the sunnavabitch side ways and stick it up your tight ass bee-atch!! IF YA SMELL WHAT THE MIKE IS COOKING!!!

Pasalamat kayong dalawa na olats ung cellphone ko at wala camera, kung hindi, nakapost din sana mga mugshots nyo dito dammit!!

Phew. Now that its off my chest, I feel a lot better. :D

7 comments:

Fred said...

"magdasal" =))
taenang advice yan ><;;

Q>bat d ka pwde sumali dun sa isa pang immersion? attend ka sa orientation nun just in case.

chanx2 said...

As you can see I erased that post in my blog! Kc mukhang alam na ata ng mga to ang blog address ko or Im being paranoid ng tinanong ng manager kay gatz na magkwentuhan sila uli! pero nasa draft cya for now... too bad comments cannot be drafted. Stupid blog!!!! or ako ang stupid..... kung napost mo na ba ang isang post indi mo na pwede i unpost and set to draft??? o well i tried to find a way but the answer is to copy everything and paste it in a new post and save as draft.

Magdasal..... hmmm WTF is that Nsa Diyos ang awa nsa tao ang gawa! Magdasal dasal ka dyan stupid!

Anonymous said...

susubukan ko umattend ng ibang immersion, pero sabi nga nung babae "slim chance" lng. bwiset!

pwede namn mag delete ng post a. baka napaparanoid ka lng.

frost said...

alam mo gawin mo? sbhin mo sa prof mo (tejido yan di ba?) na aattend ka s immersion ng ibang group ng class nya (or even better, isumbong mo ang galactically stupid leader mo, but you'll just get irritated because you have to work with him for some time...) baka pwede yun. sabihin mo kasi may gagawin kang important sa schedule na yun (yeah right)

mas ok kung may kilala kang people sa ibang group na hindi pupunta ng OSCI-sponsored immersion, tapos maki-immerse ka dun. its a lot better.

of course, you can disregard the stupid "slim chance" shit that the idiot said, and still attend any other immersion seminar. check the schedule at the OSCI office. there should be another one i think. and you can stick your finger up the assistant's nose when you get allowed to do so. :)

Anonymous said...

is it just me? or is seven making complete sense?

Anonymous said...

sundin mo na lang yong sinabi ni seven. i think ok yon. sorry nga pala kung makulit ako nong mga nakaraang araw. sorry talaga. magpapatingin na ako sa psychiatrist siguro next week.

Anonymous said...

okay lng yan... wag ka na magsayang ng pera for psych eval. dude, dati ka na makulit maninibago ako kung nagbago ka. hehe.

imbis na gumastos for a shrink, libre mo nalng ako! mwa ha hahahaha!!